Fun Game 9

Stingy with his thingy

He has one? Really?

an assumption - clearly

he expressed so sincerely

but he lied severely

while being judged fairly

Not often only rarely

he loved it dearly

exposing it cavalierly

microscopic? very nearly!

only four words clearly

and written so sincerely

She looked at him queenly


(Was supposed to read queerly but autocorrect got the better of it)

Thinking he was kingly

She suddenly became tingly

but was too thinly

Like singer Don Henley




( The Eagles)

booked into Hotel California

but did I warn ya?

about his hernia?

You can never leave!

Bates Motel, but greive ; (









( I never completed game 8 )

on new year's eve


(that's what you get when you don't 'greive' fast enough Gersh)

In a short sleeve

I use to meat-cleave











( was that meat-cleave, or meet Cleve ? )

a pet named peave

who donned a weave

Hair he did receive

To-his wife he cleaved

He cleaved his wife ?

he took her life

She caused much strife

she had it coming

picked her up thumbing

... that led to drumming

and now gas pumping

And guitars strumming

He's happy, he's humming

always while slumming

And stomach rumbling

And his fingers fumbling

his feet are stumbling

Humpty Dumpty is tumbling

then started mumbling

I'm getting old

I'm getting bold ; }

So I'm told

The wisdom is gold!

and cannot be sold

but decieved he loaned

everything he owned

Down to the bone

even his prized home

to an ugly gnome

who lived in Rome

in a chrome dome

so shiny, yet alone

cousin of Al Capone

who uses a drone

to secure his zone

with a hidden iPhone

Kept under a stone

buried deep in loam

and covered with styrofoam

Yet, an ecstatic moan

once it's fully grown

Echoes through the poem.



Heh heh, hillbilly pronunciation!

never will Mr.Capone condone

that his cover was blown

(Used 1 credit)

and all was shown....

One might say, overblown

ego of his own

toss him a bone

get him off the phone

(-1 next time)

and off his throne

throne is tainted

(even now)

the queen has fainted

she was not entertained-ed

Her face constrained

Her husband, detained

His behavior, unexplained

his hands, bloodstained

Writhing in his pain

making him more insane

and to reality he came

(used a credit 8-)

accepting no blame

Displaying no shame

in his skeletal frame

I'm still the same
; (

playing the bag game!

So light the flame

only to bring fame

about that notorious dame

who took aim

Calamity Jane, by name

Sharpshooting is her claim

wouldn't kill, only maim

Sometimes it's the same

I'm domesticated, not tame

now that sounds lame!

That's why I came ! : )

to play the fame game

eh! its-all the same

Till you make it big

while wearing a wig

and munching a fig

behaving like a pig

dancing a jig

And doing your schtick

with a one/two kick

never hit a lick







( Patricia, are u ill, u look a little green )

; )

an amazing magic trick



(actually I am feeling a little ill ... holidays officially
ended today for me ... was sort of non-stop since Thanksgiving ..
I liked the green at first but now shocking when I see myself ...
will look for something different)

for a vaudeville hick

Choosing his monthly pick

a sweet little chick

whose name was Dick

Who walked witha click

but was a beauty

with a big booty ;-)

and brains to boot

a computer real smooth

like margarine or butter

or maybe even....silk....

White as milk

She's of that ilk

And people she'll bilk

while cooking her Hossenfeffer

turns out she's a guy

only opened her fly

to make everybody cry

"why did you lie"?

he said with a sigh

Lets just get high!

of the stashed supply

How bout the hossenfeffer ?

Baked in the pfeffernusse!

Hasenpfeffer ? Pfeffernüsse ? Better: Pie

for Lucy Inda Sky

with diamonds

The diamonds are Simon's.

Simon quit rhymin

Ask Hasenpfeffer pieman

BugsBunny hossenfeffer in demand

Did the fly lie?

yes, through evil eye!

And a sweet alibi

as he touched da-sky

chased by horse fly

His eyes did cry

He had to try

t'was try or die

Dog and butterfly

he tried to deny

he was a sacrifice fly

hanging out to dry

Blowin in the wind

never had a friend

No ears to bend

No advice to lend

No money to spend

many things to mend

Will it ever end?

If email you send

half of your stipend

in order to defend

and recommend

then follow the trend

and watch what-u spend

only buy what'ya need

What'ya need is seed

Plant it in concrete.

on a shady street

Then build your retreat

(Basement excavated)

(Oops., Internet problems)

(1 st floor up)

(2nd floor up)

(3 rd floor and roof completed)

Still oops! (Plumbing and electrical in)

(Decoration and furnishing being finalized)

Final oops! (Party is on, everyone invited to my retreat!)

An elite repeat retreat!

delete the neat-repeat retreat :)

Ronald, you're so sweet

and very discreet



(Mary Ellen, enjoyed the building process)

When do we meet?

You bringing the meat ?

Dont bring the creep

while prices are steep

for lamb and sheep



I'm moving in if it's ok with you, Mary Ellen :-)

over prices I lose sleep

used a credit :)

leave message after beep

no phone in jeep

miss the call & weep

causing Tom to peek

while watering his leek

his knees went weak

when he saw Dominique

he could not speak


(Christine, there is a suite expressly for you on the third floor with everything you could want...The Till Mill is on the door)

So gave'er a tweak

then she couldn't speak

could only streak

And maybe a squeak

While trying to sneak

over to Veronique



(Thanks Mary Ellen - I'm practically on my way :-)

who is very unique

and laughs like a geek

She's a squad geek?

No, Greek wearing batik ...

Mary-Ellen & Jackie, Gangnam style !









( dance girls ! )

they're open for critique

Top prizes we seek!

I hope they're chic

and epic

and kaleidoscopic

Just take a peek

fun adventures we seek

anyday of the week

and on weekends, too

Just like Honey BOO-BOO

who doesn't have a clue

(used one credit)

of what to do

Always in a stew

with that stomach flu

Need a clean-up crew

and Kleenex......achoooooo!

and Thero-flu too

your nose - already blue !

Vicks to the rescue

but that's taboo

alot of foo too

I'm nearly well... YaHOOOOO !

So am I ... GooGLE !!!

One must be frugal

if one plays the-bugle

(-1 credit)

duets with Gruff McDoogle

cooking up some strugle

and yummy apple strudle

While dancing the Boogle !

Gimme some shugie

time for ballroom dancing

and some sweet romancing

with flowers so fancy

You're making me giddy

ain't that a pity?

you sound like Diddy

Yes ! In Vatican City.

Watch out Walter Mitty

it's not all nitty-gritty

down in Twitty City

here kitty kitty

Called the old biddy

to G. Gordon Liddy

We're all so witty

But are we pretty?

No walkie - You sittie !

and wait for Gene

...but Gene is mean !

Nah, it's just a spleen.

(used 1 credit)

his brain is clean

a labotomized bean!

a born-again teen!

Who's never been seen

His name's Mr Clean

looking like James Dean

Man with a gleem

From jumping in'na stream

wearing shaving cream

like all the team

Not what it seems!

How do you mean?

Life is but a dream!
Oops 5 words;)

my son is James Dean.






( this is true... thats his name )

Wow! That's keen!

rebel with a cause....

James Dean Gregory draws

Fourth and forty PUNT

like an acrobatic stunt

performed by a runt

on a treasure hunt

Don't swing...bunt

now that's pretty blunt!

Can't respond, only grunt

while looking to confront

But not affront

anyone in the community

being kind, not rude

very refined, not crude

Filter on! If a prude!

Heh heh see obscene discussion:)

Afraid I'll be sued

at the least.....booooed

or bombarded with rotten food

(-1 next time :-)

rotten food half chewed

and projectilely spewed.....

(sorry, not a nice visual)

how crude

behavior to be reviewed

and further misconstrued

still maintaining that attitude

pretend to be good

......

like the boyzinduh hood

OH I'll be good

If only you could

you're so misunderstood

cause you never could

Look so good

and ready for Hollywood

even though you tried

And tried and tried

You can't hide

from the turning tide

and the downward slide

Which will coincide

with tendency to misguide

A holiday tour guide.

He goes worldwide

running side by side

Ditcher, Quick, and Hyde




(Law firm )

Swear you never lied

or forgiveness is denied

n your goose is fried!!!!

n tanned is your hide!!

With that you'll abide

Regardless of your pride

I'm on your side

u touched me, i cried

& clung to her side

though she couldn't decide

for another tour guide

Had stolen her heart

Its time to start

Shielding Cupid's dart

ever faithful, ever smart

smelly like a fart

and sour as-a tart


(took the words out of my mouth Christine 8-)

We'll have to part

Goodbye Fred. Hello Bart!

Welcome to Wal-Mart !

load up your cart

where do I start ?

... buy an auto part !

need another cart!!

Filled with pop-tarts

and private parts

and cheap artsy arts

Like a pineapple with warts

cute colorful postcard

for retards

with high regards

of rainbow shards

Watch your own cards

loaded with pig lard

from my back yard

straight from the sty

Mud in your eye

and on your tie

let's make a pie

Why?

Tie? Pie? Oh my!

It's just a lie

for those who vie

To live in Dubai

& try t'catch flies

and collect snake eyes

they make delicious fries

For the worldly wise

along with scorpions & mice

all creatures die alone

even thoses that're unknown

Into mystery they're blown

is this TWILIGHT ZONE ?

Nah ... it's FAA's home.

Land o'the nude gnome

covered in creamy foam

And warm honeycomb

while composing this poem

who's gonna show 'em?

Same people who grow'em

sure Poetry Display will ...

Undoubtedly fill the bill

need a pep pill ...

Must it be rhyme?

decided by story line ...

any 4-words are fine

now ... start to shine!

this poem is mine

Yours and yours alone!

I hear a tone.

better not be phone

while hearing a groan

Throw em a bone!

while walking alone

and skipping a stone

hair-do like an ice-cream-cone

done at beautyshop unknown

crafted by Edward's Scissor Hands

while playing in da-band

but what if it's bland?

Never bland! Always grand!

That's Edward's brand!

Give him a hand!!!

No need to stand

just go as planned

Before he gets banned

or maybe gets canned

... like Bobby 'Blue' Bland !

by the high command.

With saber in hand

then bury in sand

and flames are fanned

and posts are manned

and womaned even !

By men named Steven

makes them.....Even-Steven!!

But half are leavin

that's why they're grieving

they are pet-pieving

and groanin' and heavin'

No comfort receivin

now I'm leaving.
(good night :)

be careful - cold night

Nite nite!! Sleep tight!!

Have dreams that'r bright

n bugs that don't bite

dreams of sweetness & light

And making things right

don't giveup the fight

(per Bob Marley)

between sheets so white

and pillows from alright

that's out of sight

And just not right

Loving an afternoon delight

YOU better sit tight !

Wanna start a fight?

Nah! Fight causes blight:(

and sometimes a smite

Undertaken with might

That's not very polite.

go fly a kite!


(nothing personal, Christine!)

I think I might

soon you're out'a sight


(I know, Mary Ellen :-)

On your crazy flight

Soaring through the night

JUST LIKE ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER !

( my mouse did it )

it jiggles, it's fat

(per Arnold)

A real cool cat

Acted like a rat

looking for cheese

Cheddar if you please

with pasta and peas

Pasta peas please

they grow on trees

--oops

like a fungal disease

spread by killer bees

that-r knocking their knees

flying in a breeze

and hiding on trees

Buzzing about Bee decrees

and useless college degrees

More money, please!

give it with ease.

pausing only to sneeze

gesundheit!

A mess just might

create afternoon delight!

Done up right!

lasting till midnight

on to morning light

afternoon delight to morning glory








( borrowed a word from Jackie )

it's quite a story.

More like a fish-story

even a memento mori

so on to breakfast

Green eggs and ham!

and some strawberry jam

on top of spam

Wrapped in bacan

served by'a mountain man ...

Clan in a garbage-can

on his head a frying pan

(i have lots of credits)

Is this our woodsman?

Yes, it's Mr. Axeman ;)

searching for new persona

A real prima donna

(play? I'm not gonna!)

you should said Mona

as in Mona Lisa

Did someone say Axeman?

(Gene, feel free to borrow words anytime! No problem!)

Only fear the Taxman






( Jackie, I will return your words,
then ask you to lend me your ears )

and his sister Anne

Married to brainiac Dan

who's driving a van

the candy man can !





(drive the candy van)

That's a sweet plan!

Let's drive to Japan!

Then on to Iran

to meet aunt Anne

she's on the can

waiting for medicine man

He's tending Ms. Januszkiewicz

His friend, the witch ...

the real sand witch?

Which witch is which?

Wicked Witch of the West ...


"Just try and stay out of my way. Just try! I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!"

I think Glenda's best!

The way she's dressed

she is certainly blessed

and quite obsessed

after she confessed

to unrighteousness!

causing such Oz unrest

somewhere over the rainbow

Blue birds fly

Why Can't I?

because you're no bird

I'll wish upon a star

I'd like Jetson's car

car goes really far

but not in tar

Air up! It's mylar!

or some other polyester

it's me and Chester

the medieval jester

they like to pester

the judge sequestered

and his sister Ester

causing ire to fester

for another semester

Now it is over

for the mars rover

now we're in clover

here with Ben Dover

when she bends over

to pick a flower

for a whiskey sour

always on the hour

looking for the power

to climb the tower

carrying 50-lbs of flour

Where she will cower

not at this hour

maybe a little later

she'll cross the equator

slipping in a crater.

landing on an alligator

whose eating a tator

baked by his waiter

She meets her creator

what could be greater ?

Could be a traitor

oooops - sorry about that.

Maybe a saytr

or a women hater

who might berate her

maybe x-rate her

Or totally negate her

or maybe inflate her

Don't underestimate her

she loves the chauffeur

But She's a loafer

Not a gofer

who lives underground

....

and gets around

Sniffing like a hound

but is happiness bound

since getting surround sound

& loves her basset hound

hound made the round

in the old compound

but nowhere to be found
-1 next time

no point becoming unwound

medications abound

keeping feet on ground

or might become undone

that wouldn't be fun

Except in the sun

not for a nun

that can really run

So could mom

over in Saigon

With her kimono on

and flip-flops too