Fun Game 9

Stingy with his thingy

He has one? Really?

an assumption - clearly

he expressed so sincerely

but he lied severely

while being judged fairly

Not often only rarely

he loved it dearly

exposing it cavalierly

microscopic? very nearly!

only four words clearly

and written so sincerely

She looked at him queenly


(Was supposed to read queerly but autocorrect got the better of it)

Thinking he was kingly

She suddenly became tingly

but was too thinly

Like singer Don Henley




( The Eagles)

booked into Hotel California

but did I warn ya?

about his hernia?

You can never leave!

Bates Motel, but greive ; (









( I never completed game 8 )

on new year's eve


(that's what you get when you don't 'greive' fast enough Gersh)

In a short sleeve

I use to meat-cleave











( was that meat-cleave, or meet Cleve ? )

waiting at the gate

tonight at eight

his brilliance will emanate

he'll present a certificate

authenticating his genuine wombat

tested in interwombat combat

me run from dat

don't lose your hat

to Garfield, the cat

that cat's too fat

can't argue with that!

I need a brake

would you settle for cake

you want to bake ?

Have a milk shake.

at Ned Devine's wake

to ease the heartache

OK i'm awake

that's only your take

thirst, I must slake

otherwise health's at stake

martinis! I will make!

START! For God's sake!

swimming in the lake

Drinks - ready to take

hey my feet ache

ok, take a break