May I Present To You, Me "john Muck" Or The Savior Of Art

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Why should we? You do that all by yourself.

If you are going to display your work here at FAA which features some very talented artists, then act like you belong here. If you want any comments posted about your art, then post some. Otherwise you are just wasting our time.

I am not wasting my time, I am merely enlightening this people. They are so focused on boring artist like picasso and william shakespeare that they lost sight of what art really is. The point is i'm amazing.

Yes, you are wasting your time. Enjoy it while you can! lol

Time, what is time. oh wait I know it's to be more awesome time, duh!

Son: “Look at me. Look at me, Mommy! Look what I can do!”

Mom: “Yes, Dear. We love you, even though we are not always able to give you all the attention you need.”

"By the way", mother adds, "it is these people, not this people".

This is not the way to make friends, how old are you, 12? It's times like this I wish there was a block available. Somebody needs some humble pie.

Hi John... your uncle Doug reminds me of a good friend of mine. He licks spilled beer off ANY surface.

btw... you're amazing!

Oh boy... :-(

Can't wait to see the promotion behind the next image uploaded. You do have more right?

art is obama on ketchup?


---Mike Savad

Okay....we all know this is one form of marketing :)

Well done on getting noticed here John.

Interesting image. Not my cup of tea but will definitely be someone's.

John, your amazing, so amazing I had to see what all the amazement was about, then I see your gallery and I see 1 image, that is the most amazing thing to me.Lol

Guesses:

A. John is a very familiar, very bored, FAA member who has opened a second account.

B. John is a graduate student gathering reactions for his dissertation.

C. John is an online performance artist.

D. John is all of the above, or none of the above.

;-)

Throw up some more art, John. The awesomeness cannot stop at just one. I knid of like it. I wouldn't hang it in my house, but it is unique.

Wendy, my money is on A.
If not, the poor guy didn't change his tags to get the real attention he wants.

I prefer the "obese" young woman who photographs folks making fun of her.

Wendy I'm with you on all of the above.

I'll say "B".

If this "savior of art" can only do paste-ups, we are all doomed...

I'll go with "A"-a bored (or possibly banned) FAA artist with a new name.

Forgot the S in the last name?

If I said what I think about it, I'd be banned. :)

Wendy, I'll say option "W", as in "Who care?" ;)

@Jeff -- Right to the heart of the matter! ;-)

LOL...apparently a few people care enough to post here...some of them twice!.. I'm looking forward to seeing some more work from this artist..

Well, I have to tell you, it troubles me that some of the stuff that gets shut down and gets a member banned is way better quality then this. But yet it is allowed to go on?

This stuff will turn buyers off faster then Mike and I taking pot shots at each other once in a while, imho.

Impressive on many levels john, now what?

To quote the Eagles...

"It's a certain kind of fool that likes to hear the sound of their own name"

why does Gershwin Smud come to mind ? :)

Why does his avatar remind me of Mr. Hankey?

I want to change my vote to "A".

Ok, it matters not whether you believe the person or not, nor if you like the art or not. Just let the thread alone if uninterested or just wishing to make a down comment

I like Putin on the potatoes. Or is it potatos?

'Spuds' 'Taters'

that was my second guess Jeff. :)

John, I must say your work is good, fun to look at and thought provoking. Being the "Savior of Art" is a rather large task however. Wondering how you plan to go about that? I for one could use a bit of saving!

Sigh.
Just another 'John', prostituting himself......

Did I type savior, I might shaver. I'm hear to shave your art. I find it quite hairy. You modern artist with your hairy canvases and such. I have a suggestion, paint a bic razor.

Anyway here is amazing piece from me, yes I know it's exceptionally amazing. And see it's not hairy.

I say 'A', but 'W' is apt :)

I would definitely say 'A'

Ladies and gentleman, prepare to be absolutely amazed. May I present to you my latest and greatest work O' soy sauce

Nick Cage and baked beans.. what more could an art collector ask for? Are they Heinz beans? this is my only concern. I don't like the cheap supermarket own brand ones.

John,

Whip it whip it good. I like the red plastic hat.

If only I was a bit younger I could remember which rock act
you stole that hat from? It eludes me like a fine house made
restaurant french dressing.

I think targeting Cheerios would win you a lot more fans.

But then again.....I might be slightly wrong......

Dave

They are beans personally harvested and perfectly baked by the cage.

I forgot....

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I think that would be Devo, David.

John, you won me over with Nick. I think we're in the presence of genius here.

I'm now wondering if John Muck and Dave are one and the same....hmmmm??? :-)

Dave is illuminati and i'm aluminuminati, so that can't be.

LOL