Jc Findley - The Chuck Norris Of Faa......

When JC Findley does a pushup, he isn't pushing himself up, he is pushing the earth down....

Who is Chuck Norris?

You might not know him, you see Chuck Norris perished at the hands of JC Findley 20 years ago, death just hasn't gotten the courage up to tell him yet.

Bigfoot has photos of HIM.

@Michael

Yes, but blurry as usual, so scientists hesitate that HE actually exists. )

JC Findley once urinated in the diesel tank of a semi truck as a prank, that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

But does chuck Norris like taking long walks on the beach?

They saw a footprint on the beach... Three feet long... They say, the LENS is much longer. )

In museums, he is allowed to touch the art.

He enjoys privilege to cross the street on red light!

I heard that JC Findley can leap tall buildings in a single bound AND get a tack sharp photograph of it as he jumps over.

@Michael, touching the fine art in museums - that is good!

@Laura Fasulo
I doubt about sharpness of the photo...

His recipe for deviled eggs involves actual witchcraft.

He uses a helicopter to make scrambled eggs...

JC Findley went to the beach to go for a swim.....through sand.

He can make shots not taking off the lens cover. And even without a camera at all... )

And his pictures fly..........

You can hardly believe but he knows the precious secret of attracting the Customer!
His last beach photo was sold to the buyer from Andromeda Nebula. )

JC is Sean's daddy

Cool stuff -- kudos, Thomas!

He is the most interesting man in the world.

Gee, Thomas, it almost sounds like you are making fun of our beloved moderator....hmmmmm.......

Just wondering if anyone has actually seen JC and batman in the same room at the same time?

Yes making fun, but in a fun way. I respect the heck out of JC. We go way back from some forums before here, we both began experimenting with HDR photography about the same time if I remember correctly. This is all in fun, and I am pretty sure he will take it that way. If not he can sure tell me, and I'll apologize.

JC Findley can draw a perfect circle with a ruler.....

..... breaks his own leg, purely for the sake of winning the special Olympics.

The Dos Equis "Most interesting man in the world" models himself after JC!
If he were to punch you in the face, you would have to fight off the urge to thank him.

If you spell JC in scrabble, its worth 1000 points.

Cracking up....

Such praise and admiration hasn't been built or displayed for any man with the initials, "J C" in 2000 years!

@Brian Wallace

Genial! )))))

The Loch Ness monster rolls over - so he can rub it's belly.

Death once had a near JC Findley experience.

JC Findley can win a game of connect 4 in 3 moves.

JC Findley can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

JC Findley controls the tide at will for his photos with just a nod.

Beware - we don't know what JC is cracking up - certainly not himself.

Bravely confronts and eradicates all Evil...My Hero....

That's not a mask, that's his real face

JC once parted the Red Sea. With a comb.

Oh, cracking myself up IS my full time job.

That said, I lost it on the mask comment and just busted out laughing in my doctor's office.

His shadow has been on the 'best dressed' list twice.

Apple pays JC 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

JC Findley is not afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of JC Findley.

JC once thought about a career in NASCAR but then decided it'd be faster to run.

Thank yall for the laughs yesterday.

Thomas and I do go a ways back and did start working HDR about the same time under the tutelage of the same master, who is also now on FAA.