Fun Game 8

asleep in it's bed

While mother makes bread

for those who're unwed

Haven't time for dread

for any who bled

and for the purebred

who likes the "Grateful Dead"

I prefer Mr. Ed

he lost his head
(Godfather :)

in a bloody bed

Going back to bed

where kids were bred

they're all grownups now

loving living in Moscow

We lost Pa's Cow.

through the Dow

dropped like a sow

I'm over it now

like sweat on brow

Cleared with a plow

built in Krakow

from a garbage scow

then shipped to Bilbao

short for Billabong ?

and still going strong

like the song "Ding Dong"

Let's all sing along

dancing in a thong

As though we belong

to one called Kong

who wears a sarong

singing all day long

words that are wrong

yet melodiously strong

still in a thong

for myself I belong

to those smoking bong

singing their own song

got it all wrong

T'was really a pumpkin

carved like Smud Gershwin

who has no twin

where to begin

at the first spin

then do I win ?

Yes :-) Bottle of gin!

said with a grin

I'll just spin again...

that ain't no sin

this time, I'll win

a pile of tin

Stored in a bin

shaped like a chin

Let us begin again

Amen !

And she said, "GO!"

And she said, "GO!"

What did you yell fo'?

Would he rather snore?

to scare the crow

that's covered with snow

from a-- to elbow

How do you know?

I saw the show

while preparing the doe

for cooking real slow

like boats that row

and things that grow

slow like lava flow

and stories by Poe

where gardens grow

laden with snow

and the wind blows

right up your nose

with a rubber hose

smells like a rose

stuck between the toes

hidden under fresh clothes

where nobody goes

But who said so?

The lady in red

who argued instead

on her death bed

that green was red

and donuts were bread

choked on her bedspread

and knocked inthe head

ate a sandwich instead

inspite of her dread

then turned quite red

thats what she said

with a southern drawl

Which started a brawl

Thats life!! you all

for an old doll

who can barely crawl

while hugging the wall

after last call

too low to fall

she rolls like a ball

(one minus next time for me)

down through the hall

heading for the mall

braving the big squall

and surviving after all

made her feel small

with no-one to call

in Transvaal

except someone at U-Haul

who we'll call "Paul"

chained to the wall

but not very tall

In fact, quite small.

lives in a stall

with the stuff-n-all

smelling like alcohol

From drinking on call

and having a ball

with ox and horse

and wagon, of course

"Wagon, Horse" painting..(.Chagall)

oh stop....I'm fainting

my reputation you're tainting!!

that keeps him waiting

tonight no mating

that's a bad rating

Will she be faking?

No. She'll be baking.

and he'll be shaking

because: No love making

leaves some people quaking

and some others breaking

all for the taking

while bones are aching

and thirsts need slaking

the paints a flaking

They're acking for loooove

like a lonely dove

just needs a shove

like O.J.'s glove?

BEWARE!! Doves Flying Above!!

Things drop from above

like aircrafts and stuff

I'm in a huff !

( that is a 1982 Huff Sedan )

All just a bluff

But she is tough

her stuff in the buff

(owe you one)

buff her stuff
( in a Huff )

now it's getting rough

with lots of fluff

but it's never enough

who writes this stuff?

It's little Miss. Muff

sat on her tuff

eating her stuff

now that's pretty tough!

like Billy Goats Gruff

Witches warning, "BEWARE MACDUFF!!!" (Macbeth)

Not to sound gruff

dont leave in a huff

Macbeth's a powder puff!

Dressed in girly fluff

while dipping savory snuff

Enough! Enough is enough !

this is getting rough

Let's change the subject.

Okay, change is good

and is totally understood

wonderful day inda neighborhood

though, rain, it could

start rotting the wood

like a metal hood

move indoors we should

have I been misunderstood?

Perverta won Miss Understood

( she was an old flame )

She was no good

looked like a doll

with dress and all

dress:...way too small!!!

shes way too tall

to make a call

before wandering the mall

to look for shoes

but gets the blues

when paying her dues

she tries to shmooze

ply her with booze

Then break the news

that some may lose

But don't blow a fuse!

take off on a cruise

(-1 next time)

Though it would amuse

the Germans and Jews

and the Greeks too

things still looking bleek

economy's weak

same as in Mozambique

that makes it unique

but with a tweak

stay calm....don't freak

my bones do creak

it's calcium they seek

I'm up the creek

will that wire-canoe leak?

maybe, ask a geek

Future seems So Bleak!!!

You notice my physique ?

As I shriek, "EEK!!!"

I can hardly speak

it'll be better next week

(-1 next time)

Are we a clique??

wait now, I'll peek.

In Arabia, I'ma Sheikh !


( sheikh:
( 1: an Arab chief
( 2. usually sheik : a man held to be irresistibly attractive to romantic young women )

That makes me shriek

Gersh dropped his batik!!!!...........EEK!!

my eyes are weak

S'that a bird's beak?

Don't you dare peek

looks like it's antique

the patina is unique

Im a little meek

where is the critique?

some tongue and cheek

that made her shriek

that made him retreat

in a heartbeat

his secretion complete

while licking his feet

he could not compete

The agony of defeat (da feet)

his defeat was complete

his heart missed a beat

revenge planned with Pete

but outlook's sooo..petite

he's still on the teete

OH? but quite unique

but still a freak

made my knees weak

he scared little Monique

whose curiosity did peak

and she screemed "Eeeek"!

and then ran away

to a better day

In warm sunny Paraguay

and played till May

didn't need a sleigh

in the field she lay'd

bugs having a feast day

I decided to stay

but was shooed away

Pastor Skunk.. "Let us spray"

or better yet, play

with "Play Dough" clay

makes a nice display

Vote yah... not nah !



(for me)

for a sunny day

in Chesapeake Bay

Gersh,

I vote...you pay

heavily, day after day

and extending your stay

but don't go astray

carrying that smelly ashtray

and dancing all day

on bales of hay

hope you didn't prepay

and didn't fall prey

nor fall and pray

pray can cause delay

and Mike is OK!

good news for today!

Zip-ed-dee-aey!

that's what I say

on election day :-)
Hurray !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's out of the way!!!

And it's wonderful! Yeah!

ohio saved the day

and California made it stay!

(- 1 next time)

is that a nay ?

no its a hurray

Hope congress will sway

God bless America anyway

Amen Mr. Gregor-ay

now, let's go play

but its raining today

in our sandbox

soggy, wet, woolen socks

from wearing crocks

from large pine box

with many complicated locks

containing many building blocks

from school of HardKnocks

and some coo-coo clocks

sitting on the rocks

playing with her socks

enjoying her new Botox

which costs lots'a money

got that right honey!

now she looks funny

less Cher, more Sonny

just like a bunny

eating up the honey

spending all her money

praying on one knee.

to reincarnate as a bee

Dancing to Jackson's "ABC"

thinking she is funny

but you don't agree.

about ME!, ME!,ME!!!!

it's meant to be

I'm happy and Free!!!

oh golly gee

"Oh! Say Can you See???"

did I see thee?

you mean me ... maybe?

Gwyn,

Just,you,me & Mary

(the Big Three!)

What a cute threesome !!

not at all troublesome

Can be lots o'fun

lets see who won

3? ... barely handle one



(@ my age)

pace yourself - it's done

and lots of fun

you're telling stories, hon

Yikes, Gwen, let's run!!!!!

through rays of sun

showing off their buns

like a shining shotgun

--

our buns could stun

Must be a dream ...

(@Roger with bandage on head)

which makes you scream

pain ... pass the morphene

chances are lean

if you know what I mean.....

to reach the latrine

keeping the rest clean

so clean it gleems

housekeepers heaven, it seems

cleaning those dusty beams

with dreams of art

that is pretty smart

for a cold heart

of pure gold

but it's getting old

I'm still searching

On windows I'm perching

while pecking my feet

nearly falling asleep

and without a peep

I'll hit the sack

without catching any flack

for eating a snack

We're off the track

as the thunder cracked

and the lightning whacked

which looked so abstract

I had an attack

better call the ambu-lac 8-)

and next call Aflac

then hit the sack

(sorry I just saw this was above
and can't delete it)

then step back jack

pat on the back

but careful! Don't crack

unless itsa wise crack

requiring one big smack!

song by Roberta Flack.

that's a fact jack

DUCK!!! Incoming Ack-ack!!!

Where's the Rat Pack?

under the wood stack

singing up a storm

try'n to stay warm

isn't it the norm

to strutt your fine form

(-1 next time)

unless you transform

into a dorm

to escape a swarm

that could harm

the old barn

Barn is harmed!!...DARN!!!

we lost the farm!

It's time to ARM!!!

We'll cause great harm!

by using our charm

Alarm!!! Alarm !!!!

Its! the School Marm!!!

Marm left the Farm!!

after breaking her arm

now unable to darn

With all that yarn

runs back into barn

No! left with pharmacist!

after they romantically kissed

they just couldn't resist

her husband very angry!

most men would agree

Donkeys are pretty funny

especially one named Sonny

is he your honey?

that's just a rumor

about an awful tumor

or it's ill humor

makes me laugh

when reading the graph

lands how we laugh

laugh the day away ...

(merry old land of oz)

makes you feel okay

so true happens everyday

good medicine they say

until next May

Next May, you say?

Okay ... gray or grey?

it's grey unless gray

out of the ordinary

comes the extraordinary!

Making great heros

Magic of ordinary days

created mostly by females

dancing in the dells

she says in-a daze

as she dances and sways

not phased by negatives

as her bloomers malfunctioned

help was petitioned

as she was positioned

to make the decision

she had a vision

about a circumcision

there better be percission

and a clear definition

along with ample supervision

and use of discretion

with Loraina Bobbit incision

causing a penal division

calls for good revision

to prevent a collision

and get no compensation

for his root separation

which could cause frustration

and besmirch his reputation

besmirched? What a sitsuation ; (

he may face elimination

because of stagnation

with or without stimulation

caused by inflation

but most likely deflation

ready for the confrontation.

Mr. Swezey orders mobilization

as he wallered in contemplation

of this great Nation

all stand at attention

Januszkiewicz had to mention

adding to the tension

see white flag waving

during main street's paving

which adds to the craving

and all that misbehaving

What's all this raving?

Gene is Shaving!

as he is braving

and sometimes caving

2 pennies I'm saving

for towels for laving

and gold for engraving

and Saturday night raving

Now he's frantically waving

and NO more enslaving

that poor little girl

is named Minnie Pearl

boy can she whirl!

her brother is Merrill

her sistah is shoirl

with hair ina curl

she would constantly twirl

wanted to be batgirl

in China she's Pearl

in Japan, she's Nuerill

In Amsterdam she's Earl

in Japan she's a geisha

an oddball in Croatia

moving to southeast asia

then dining in Malaysia

while watching Anastasia

and Disney's Fantasia

she pressure washed fascia

resulting in temporary dysphasia

while she displays ya

she will amaze ya

with a watchful gaze

in a purple haze

let's hope it pays

solving the corn maze

thats what yous says

we says; she plays

walking upright, in a daze

eyes red and glazed

some being half crazed

that is nicely phrased

and I'm amazed

at your scrabble plays

during these uncertain days

only crime will pay

of economic ways

batgirl stay away

from the fire

don't burn your attire

don't burn your attire

(sorry, doubled up)

aspire to rise higher

go higher not lower

and faster not slower

when on a riding mower

Don't run over rover

lest PETA comes over

all the way to Dover

(-1 next time :-)

in crafts that hover

don't harm piping plover

nesting with her lover

in field of clover

saying, "Move over Rover"

and over and over.....

till plover not endangered

until things got stranger

while playing the twanger

all for Mr Ranger

suffering from issues of anger

(-1 next time out)

WARNING - WARNING, IMMEDATE DANGER !

The SKY IS FALLING!!!

THE SITUATION IS APPALLING!

you are just stalling

Oh stop your bawling!

but it's his calling

he's just stonewalling

while preparing for trawling

oh look he's crawling

I think he's bawling

He's returned to infancy!

that isn't brilliancy

It's not fancy

It's rather plain

The World's gone mad!

that's really sad

it's just a fad

or so says dad

It makes one glad

to see he's clad

and going to Trinidad

with Speedos he had

Roger in speedos? E-gad !

; )

that could be bad

alot worse than bad

feel bad for the lad

doesn't realize how sad!

don't know what he had

(-1 next time ;)

He followed an ad

drove him mad

that he couldn't add

nor could he pad...

the expense-account he had

overcharged....just a tad

Enough is Enough, he said

(I know, I know ... I owe you 2)

"Live until you're dead"

when two are wed

You're dead, some said!

the bride wore white

stayed up alllll night

but he didn't come

he had to run

oh what a mess!

time to play chess

time to play chest

her dowry was the best

what about the rest?

he put her to the test!

took of West

oooppps, sorry TOOK OFF WEST

tore her wedding dress

my my such duress!

she was under stress

he's a nasty brute

he said God Bless

it was a lie at best

it ruined the fest

she was not impressed!!

(6 is DEFINITELY too much Patricia :-) - two less for you next time) LOL

VERY Depressed!

(sorry, got carried away)

Almost like Mae West


(don't take it too seriously, Patricia. This thread is for having fun and a little brain teaser, and nothing else).

feathers laying in nest

sure form of gest

that she doesn't detest

being invited as'a guest

I'm impressed!

not I do but I guess

she was a mess

It's time for MESS !