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Rise and Shine! It's 6:30am here in Punxsutawney, and it's Groundhog day !

Rise and Shine! It's 6:30am here in Punxsutawney, and it's Groundhog day !

Rise and Shine! It's 6:30am here in Punxsutawney, and it's Groundhog day !

Rise and Shine! It's 6:30am here in Punxsutawney, and it's Groundhog day !

Rise and Shine! It's 6:30am here in Punxsutawney, and it's Groundhog day !

Rise and Shine! It's 6:30am here in Punxsutawney, and it's Groundhog day !

Rise and Shine! It's 6:30am here in Punxsutawney, and it's Groundhog day !

Rise and Shine! It's 6:30am here in Punxsutawney, and it's Groundhog day !

Rise and Shine! It's 6:30am here in Punxsutawney, and it's Groundhog day !

Rise and Shine! It's 6:30am here in Punxsutawney, and it's Groundhog day !

Rise and Shine! It's 6:30am here in Punxsutawney, and it's Groundhog day !

Rise and Shine! It's 6:30am here in Punxsutawney, and it's Groundhog day !

Rise and Shine! It's 6:30am here in Punxsutawney, and it's Groundhog day !

Rise and Shine! It's 6:30am here in Punxsutawney, and it's Groundhog day !

Rise and Shine! It's 6:30am here in Punxsutawney, and it's Groundhog day !

Rise and Shine! It's 6:30am here in Punxsutawney, and it's Groundhog day !

Rise and Shine! It's 6:30am here in Punxsutawney, and it's Groundhog day !

Rise and Shine! It's 6:30am here in Punxsutawney, and it's Groundhog day !

Rise and Shine! It's 6:30am here in Punxsutawney, and it's Groundhog day !

Rise and Shine! It's 6:30am here in Punxsutawney, and it's Groundhog day !

Rise and Shine! It's 6:30am here in Punxsutawney, and it's Groundhog day !

Rise and Shine! It's 6:30am here in Punxsutawney, and it's Groundhog day !

Rise and Shine! It's 6:30am here in Punxsutawney, and it's Groundhog day !

Rise and Shine! It's 6:30am here in Punxsutawney, and it's Groundhog day !

Rise and Shine! It's 6:30am here in Punxsutawney, and it's Groundhog day !

Rise and Shine! It's 6:30am here in Punxsutawney, and it's Groundhog day !

Rise and Shine! It's 6:30am here in Punxsutawney, and it's Groundhog day !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=80QHRTQ3Kmw

I thought about that. I was going to say "his secret identity is..." and use the three dots thing, but I didn't want to make the
tens of thousands following this Google it. I might have angered some. Plus, it is known in the comic book world. The bad guys
probably aren't reading this and wouldn't do a Google search. It would not come up for them anyway. Ha., I'm slow tonight.

His secret Peter should not be exposed here.

I think that's a very reasonable sum, given it was Spidey's pen. I think he must use a Parker Pen, since his secret identity
is Peter Parker.

You are correct Sir, - Spiddy did have Parker pen. However, he gave it to me as payment for assisting him in an acrachnology capper. It is now in my possesion, and I could be persuaded to part with it for the small sum of $5,000.
( Send cash )

Gershwin, I will not dispute your answer, as I have no reason to believe you are not correct.
But I have to think he must have in his possession somewhere a Parker Pen. A fine writing instrument
of which I myself have one.

Ken - I fear that you have opened a whole webb of complex questions. In the beginning, the Spider dude was fond of paper-mate pen's. Now he has moved up to the new Mark 2, Heavy duty, Acme 5000, SpiddyMate pen. He comes in blue to match his leotards, as he tries to mask it.

Gershwin, you say any question can be asked, can I take you seriously on that, even though you are
wearing a brown paper bag on your head/or you are a brown paper bag? (Which is it?) Do you tell all?
Okay, here is my question;
What kind of pen does Spider-Man use?

2 dollars and 79 cents wont even buy a better, higher quality, washable, wrinkle-free bag. If you want to really look like a president, you must only EVER be seen with an elite type of bag. I am sending you a donation of 37 cents for your 2016 campaign. Please send a receipt, in triplicate, for tax purposes. ....and get the bus washed and ready!

It looked like he had the election in the bag, until pics came out of him in the sack.

2 dollars and 79 cents is not enough. You'd have to brown bag it.

Ken - I ran for President in 2012, but only had a campagin budget of 2 dollars and 79 cents. I went on a bus tour with some of my supporters, but in the end, not enough of my fans wrote me in.

As for 2016, I have not made that final decission, but don't be surprised if I make a big announce in the future.

Gershwin, will you be running for President?

Whew, I have been known to sleep through such events, glad I didn't miss that!

I don't practice Misogynisticism any more. In fact I am a practicing "Gigglo" = Giggle as in to laugh, and O as in to make love. So therefore I am a laughing lover. I enjoy tickling the girls.

I have really changed since I first started broadcasting live here on FAA. I may still be in the sack, but I have started using my left brain along with my right. It's double the brain power, with the like-new unused brain, and I have twice the answers.

Remember, I am here to spread good cheer, and mayonase is the cause arises.

Now I am off to have a Super Bowl of corn flakes. ........ Give ur old smile to someone who has none.

I repeated my line from above to my wife, and she mumbled something about "misogynistic bastard", and now won't repeat it so I can record her comment accurately here. So I suppose "the opposite sex" depends on your point of view, also. Ours is a strange and wonderful relationship, with never a dull moment.

Merry Helen - The answer is : .... No, the pool boy did not fix your plumbing while you were sleeping under the parasol.

is he back?

Yes, here is my question, 'What was my question?' I hope your answer fits.

I have one answer left over. Does anyone need an answer to their question?

I realize some of you were planning to attend and dance all night, but I am sorry to say I will not be having any balls.


Maybe in 2016 ?

Let's gas up the bus and get ready for the ride ahead of us.....

Congratulations on coming in third and getting the Bronze Medal. It will suit you!

My fellow Americans. As you may know, President Obama received 50% of the vote, Romney 49%, and I received 1 %. I hereby concede and congratulate the president . Thank you all who voted for me and being so supportive as we toured America in the campaign bus. Maybe it was my budget of $3.47 as the reason I did not get the word out to some parts of the country. But life goes on and I salute the winner!

Now, let the country and world unite in an effort for lasting peace and prosperity.

Thank you

Maybe Smud is the opposite sacks ?

Have you ever hyperventilated while wearing the brown paper sack? Did you take it off and "use it" to catch your breath?

*sprays tea over her screen again*

I have a question for Gershwin
What the hell are you doing with my brown paper bag?

Milija Jakic!!!! What a truly HORRIBLE site :O I was on and off it in 5 seconds LOL

Gershwin.... What time will it be when it is 5 minutes after the time I thought it was earlier?

I really appreciate your kind response to my official acknowledgment of my tasteless reaction in my former post. Love is much better than war - even the war of words, my friend. Thank you kindly again for our good relationship, buddy.

Viet, Thank you very much my friend. Gershwin wishes you to live long and prosper!

The answer to your question is: http://www.rotten.com/ n'joy!

Marlene, Gershwin is doing a study on that subject as we type. We are testing 2 fruits in a bag, and 2 on a table. We think we smell something rotten.

S'okay...just get Gene Gregory to draw him up another :)

Angelina my dear child, A man alone in a forest speaking with no one listening to him is much like a married man. He speaks, no one listens, yet in his heart he knows he is right. He is just afraid to insist that anyone agree with him. ----- Regarding Aunt Flow, The Great Gershwin is much too wise to touch that with the proverbial 10 foot pole.


Carmen! Heavens to Murgatroid! It looks like poor Smud has gone all to pieces.... he is beside himself!

hahhah carmen! you made my day!

gershwin.....is it true that fruit ripens faster inside your bag?

Rumour has it.....   ;)

=)

If a man is alone in a forest when he speaks and no one hears it...is he still wrong?

If a woman is alone when "Aunt Flow" comes to visit...will she still act like she is possessed?

Regretfully removed by Viet Tran for acknowledgment of a moment of his poor judgment and childish reaction. His apology is sincerely offered to Mr. Smud and extended to other artists who may feel offended from his post.

Tony, " Why are some martyrs guaranteed Heaven", The guarantee is only as good as those who offer it. It remains to be seen if murders arrive in heaven.


Mel, Mrs. Smud is definitly not an old bag, - its just that she wears a sack dress when out in public.


Anne, Thank you for the compliment, but that is not a question.


Mark, If the unknown comic was my father, that fact is still unknown. The last I heard about the unknown comic, he was sacked in a football game.


Rich, If you are asking 'paper or plastic,' I suppose I will stick with paper. Plastic seems to artificial.


Viet, The Great Gershwin answered your first question. You have a right to remain silent. Anything you say will be held against you.


David, Your buyers are just out of site. Every work of art has a buyer, - it is a matter of time getting the two together. Gershwin sees a buyer crossing your path before the next full moon. Embrace a stranger with a sack full of cash.

where are my buyers hiding?

"Now all your questions can be answered by simply asking Gershwin! Any question, any topic."

Hummm! After my first failed question, I feel the challenge to take a second bite for the interesting invitation. Then, my next question for "The all knowing - all seeing Gershwin" is totally generic. Just for fun, pure fun, and no-ill intention toward any specific individual-currently-hidden-in-a-brown-hood.

Can a new BBB (not short for the Better Business Bureau - but for Bullshit-Brown-Bag) club be formed for the replacement of the outdated KKK?

Again, to avoid misinterpretation and also for clearer clarification, I'd like to confirm that the above question is very generic and doesn't carry any bad message under it. I formally declare that I have made this statement as if I did it under oath (lol).

Did you ever consider trading your "paper" head bag in for a "plastic" bag?

Mr. Smud, or can I just call you Gershwin, I notice a similarity in the tonal texture of your bag to the once infamous Unknown Comic. Was he your father?

Indeed, she is an Old Bag, and he is a satchel...

What about Mrs. Smud ? Is she an " Old Bag " ???

If that is true, why are some "Martyrs" guaranteed heaven ? Wouldn't that be a bit presumptuos?

Your answer is "bullshittingly" void since you have advertised your free service as "The all knowing - all seeing Gershwin has an answer for you." I'll take this customer's complaint to BBB for revoking your business license (lol)

Tony, The Imam understands that there are some radicals in any faith, and he knows it is not for him to judge if a person is in heaven or hell.

Marlene, The brown paper bag is to conceal the handsome face of Gershwin, so that he will not be attacked by young ladies.

Viet, This is a question only your momma can answer.

how does shit smell in that brown bag?(lol iyc -if you can) (edited)

is gershwin in a brown paper bag for the same reasons that certain, questionable literature is mailed in a brown paper bag?

Does the Imam who wants to build a new mosque in Manhattan think the 911 terrorists are in heaven or hell?