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Now all your questions can be answered by simply asking Gershwin! Any question, any topic. All you need to do is ask Gershwin for the answer you have been seeking. The all knowing - all seeing Gershwin has an answer for you. This is a free service.
Gershwin can see the future, and he knew you would be reading this today.
Your answer is "bullshittingly" void since you have advertised your free service as "The all knowing - all seeing Gershwin has an answer for you." I'll take this customer's complaint to BBB for revoking your business license (lol)
"Now all your questions can be answered by simply asking Gershwin! Any question, any topic."
Hummm! After my first failed question, I feel the challenge to take a second bite for the interesting invitation. Then, my next question for "The all knowing - all seeing Gershwin" is totally generic. Just for fun, pure fun, and no-ill intention toward any specific individual-currently-hidden-in-a-brown-hood.
Can a new BBB (not short for the Better Business Bureau - but for Bullshit-Brown-Bag) club be formed for the replacement of the outdated KKK?
Again, to avoid misinterpretation and also for clearer clarification, I'd like to confirm that the above question is very generic and doesn't carry any bad message under it. I formally declare that I have made this statement as if I did it under oath (lol).
Tony, " Why are some martyrs guaranteed Heaven", The guarantee is only as good as those who offer it. It remains to be seen if murders arrive in heaven.
Mel, Mrs. Smud is definitly not an old bag, - its just that she wears a sack dress when out in public.
Anne, Thank you for the compliment, but that is not a question.
Mark, If the unknown comic was my father, that fact is still unknown. The last I heard about the unknown comic, he was sacked in a football game.
Rich, If you are asking 'paper or plastic,' I suppose I will stick with paper. Plastic seems to artificial.
Viet, The Great Gershwin answered your first question. You have a right to remain silent. Anything you say will be held against you.
David, Your buyers are just out of site. Every work of art has a buyer, - it is a matter of time getting the two together. Gershwin sees a buyer crossing your path before the next full moon. Embrace a stranger with a sack full of cash.
Regretfully removed by Viet Tran for acknowledgment of a moment of his poor judgment and childish reaction. His apology is sincerely offered to Mr. Smud and extended to other artists who may feel offended from his post.
Angelina my dear child, A man alone in a forest speaking with no one listening to him is much like a married man. He speaks, no one listens, yet in his heart he knows he is right. He is just afraid to insist that anyone agree with him. ----- Regarding Aunt Flow, The Great Gershwin is much too wise to touch that with the proverbial 10 foot pole.
Carmen! Heavens to Murgatroid! It looks like poor Smud has gone all to pieces.... he is beside himself!
I really appreciate your kind response to my official acknowledgment of my tasteless reaction in my former post. Love is much better than war - even the war of words, my friend. Thank you kindly again for our good relationship, buddy.
I have a question for Gershwin
What the hell are you doing with my brown paper bag?
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Jackie - It is perfectly clear to me. But I happen to be one who knows all and sees all. Having 2 brains is very helpful in times such as these.
I hope everyone who is illegible to vote in the US of A tomorrow will write my name in, Gershwin W. Smud, as the next presidink and leader of the free world. Make plans to attend at least one of my presidential balls.
My fellow Americans. As you may know, President Obama received 50% of the vote, Romney 49%, and I received 1 %. I hereby concede and congratulate the president . Thank you all who voted for me and being so supportive as we toured America in the campaign bus. Maybe it was my budget of $3.47 as the reason I did not get the word out to some parts of the country. But life goes on and I salute the winner!
Now, let the country and world unite in an effort for lasting peace and prosperity.
I repeated my line from above to my wife, and she mumbled something about "misogynistic bastard", and now won't repeat it so I can record her comment accurately here. So I suppose "the opposite sex" depends on your point of view, also. Ours is a strange and wonderful relationship, with never a dull moment.
I don't practice Misogynisticism any more. In fact I am a practicing "Gigglo" = Giggle as in to laugh, and O as in to make love. So therefore I am a laughing lover. I enjoy tickling the girls.
I have really changed since I first started broadcasting live here on FAA. I may still be in the sack, but I have started using my left brain along with my right. It's double the brain power, with the like-new unused brain, and I have twice the answers.
Remember, I am here to spread good cheer, and mayonase is the cause arises.
Now I am off to have a Super Bowl of corn flakes. ........ Give ur old smile to someone who has none.
2 dollars and 79 cents wont even buy a better, higher quality, washable, wrinkle-free bag. If you want to really look like a president, you must only EVER be seen with an elite type of bag. I am sending you a donation of 37 cents for your 2016 campaign. Please send a receipt, in triplicate, for tax purposes. ....and get the bus washed and ready!
Gershwin, you say any question can be asked, can I take you seriously on that, even though you are
wearing a brown paper bag on your head/or you are a brown paper bag? (Which is it?) Do you tell all?
Okay, here is my question;
What kind of pen does Spider-Man use?
Ken - I fear that you have opened a whole webb of complex questions. In the beginning, the Spider dude was fond of paper-mate pen's. Now he has moved up to the new Mark 2, Heavy duty, Acme 5000, SpiddyMate pen. He comes in blue to match his leotards, as he tries to mask it.
Gershwin, I will not dispute your answer, as I have no reason to believe you are not correct.
But I have to think he must have in his possession somewhere a Parker Pen. A fine writing instrument
of which I myself have one.
You are correct Sir, - Spiddy did have Parker pen. However, he gave it to me as payment for assisting him in an acrachnology capper. It is now in my possesion, and I could be persuaded to part with it for the small sum of $5,000.
( Send cash )
I thought about that. I was going to say "his secret identity is..." and use the three dots thing, but I didn't want to make the
tens of thousands following this Google it. I might have angered some. Plus, it is known in the comic book world. The bad guys
probably aren't reading this and wouldn't do a Google search. It would not come up for them anyway. Ha., I'm slow tonight.