There's A Better Chance Of Me Winning The Lottery...

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There's A Better Chance Of Me Winning The Lottery...

.......than being allowed to ride Billy again Thursday evening >:( and I really want to but will end up on Harry who decides he doesn't actually feel like diagonals and changing rein

Well, one more before I turn in,

There's A Better Chance Of Me Winning The Lottery..............

Than me sleeping on my belly and getting probed in the butt by an alien. Ouch, did I win ??? :)

There's A Better Chance Of Me Winning The Lottery...

Than me being 21 again.......

"There's A Better Chance Of Me Winning The Lottery..."


...Than my hair returning to it's original dark brown color. :)

There is a better chance that I age slowly with my hair turning ever so slightly more gray,

Than I go completely bald.

Did I get this whole concept right?

David no. "There's A Better Chance Of Me Winning The Lottery..." than,,,,, now answer that statement.

Jessica always the literalist.....

There was a better chance of me winning the lottery.....

than killing the wicked witch of the west.

Loved that movie.

Dave

"Than there is of me dating Julia Roberts."

Check the history, she is kind of a s__t and she actually married Lyle Lovett. Lyle Lovett? Can you imagine that?

There's A Better Chance Of Me saving the dozen hairs I have left.... but I wash and comb them daily.... ops! Damn...

There's A Better Chance Of Me saving the eleven hairs I have left...

That is funny about Lyle Lovett! Wonder if he ever thought he'd marry her. Great singer though.

There's a better chance of me winning the lottery than someone who doesn't enter.

My favorite saying when standing in line behind someone who needs a life, but buys $20
worth of lottery tickets instead, "you cant lose if you, if you dont play".

Dave

I can't justify to myself putting more than 2 dollars down at a time. Then before the drawing, I allow myself a few minutes to plan out a photo trip and decide which railroad I might buy!

:::smacking Dan::::


:::dragging Greg to a beauty supply store:::::
THERE. now, let's split the winnings.

:) Can we get some stuff to make the hairline return also? :)

I don't play the lottery (aka stupidity tax) so there's no chance of me winning unless I happen to find a winning ticket :D

Greg,
I got some dark brown paint here......

I once read that the average person has a better chance of finding a bag of money on the sidewalk than winning the lottery.....

I always think I can win the lottery. I even concocted a process and did well three times in a row, I got 4 out of six. But then they switched things out. Not on my account, they changed things in the matrix periodically. I almost had it I tell ya! (;

.......than being allowed to ride Billy again Thursday evening >:( and I really want to but will end up on Harry who decides he doesn't actually feel like diagonals and changing rein.

Ah, I know dressage speak when I see it. There's a better chance of me winning the lottery than being a famous artist.

But I would take either one.

Like Richard I don't play the lottery so there's zero chance of me winning it, so by definition there can't be a better chance of my winning the lottery than anything, unless there's such a thing as negative odds, if so I can't imagine how you'd quantify them.

Than seeing a UFO driven by actual aliens...

Buahahahahahahahahaaaaa

You don't pay to WIN the lottery. You pay to DREAM of winning the lottery. One dolla well spent.

True, but then on the other hand, in pursuing your dream, for state lotteries, it does go towards keeping your state beautiful, anyway in colorado.

I don't play Lotto. That is that.
There is a better chance of me winning the lottery then training my cat that just ate my bread.

There's A Better Chance Of Me Winning The Lottery...

Than getting abducted by aliens and getting off this dang planet :)

"There's A Better Chance Of Me Winning The Lottery..."

...than ever moving to any place that requires me to shovel snow. Or even wear socks for more than a month straight.