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Richard Reeve

9 Years Ago

Have A Laugh.

I love this site that uses a random context grammar generator to create some great reviews on a variety of subjects.

http://phrasegenerator.com/

I really hope the programmer develops an Art Review Generator as I would so love to use this :D

(As an aside, if you are interested in "random context grammar" there's a great site called SciGen at http://pdos.csail.mit.edu/scigen/ which was set up to uncover those "for profit" scientific publications by randomly generating scientifically plausible sounding gibberish and submitting these "research papers", Some were even accepted in these so-called peer-reviewed journals and symposia...)

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Richard Reeve

9 Years Ago

For example, this one could apply to the TSU thread... "We will help to implement dedicated solutions for today's pyramid-based virtual businesses." ;-)

 

Joy McKenzie

9 Years Ago

Baha! This site is hilarious! The Wine Reviews are great:

The 1997 White Zinfandel from Scoliosis Vineyards brings together spicy cheese elements with a lurid egg aroma.

or this one:

A flippant squid essence and full-bodied oatmeal essences are brought together in the 2012 Pinot Noir from Soprano Bros Winery.

 

Joy McKenzie

9 Years Ago

....too much fun!!


The 2006 Merlot from Chateau Picard intertwines playful parsnip elements with a near-demonic almond aftertaste.

 

Richard Reeve

9 Years Ago

I know, it's addictive. I sooo want them to create an "art review" one... we could have so much fun with THAT!

 

Melissa Herrin

9 Years Ago

HOLY CRAP thats addictive! Im going to suggest art review section.

movie name "Double Retreat" ha

"Master of Surrender"

gourmet food "Stewed Sea Urchin Fondue on a bed of Peeled Salmon and Tangerine Noodles"

ok ok last one
"Dried Beaver and Meat Cookies on a bed of Sweet and Sour Ketchup Gravy"

ok ok this one is the last one I promise
"Brown Grapefruit Smoothie with Lemon and Pork Burger"

 

Frederick Skidmore

9 Years Ago

Richard, After all these delicious sounding meals we should not forget the after Minner Dints,just saying !

 

Richard Reeve

9 Years Ago

I emailed the creator, Luke Rissacher, and although he doesn't have an art version ne did give me this link to a similar site:

http://www.pixmaven.com/phrase_generator.html

Have fun!

- Richard Reeve
ReevePhotos.com

 

Peggy Collins

9 Years Ago

I especially like the wine reviews too: "Fiat Winery combines trite sawdust undertones and a intoxicating espresso flavor in their 1992 Syrah."

"A psychedelic shrimp perfume and filthy egg overtones are combined in the 1990 Bordeaux from Chateau Robespierre."

And my personal favorite: "El Burro Winery blends free-love-inducing mealy elements and a steamy sloppy joe finish in their 2005 Cabernet."

 

Vanessa Bates

9 Years Ago

Thank you, Richard, for the link. This one is certainly a keeper:

"As an advocate of the Big Mac Aesthetic, I feel that the metaphorical resonance of the sexy fish threatens to penetrate the exploration of montage elements. "

 

Melissa Herrin

9 Years Ago

I used that art link.. love it
"With regard to the issue of content, the reductive quality of the sexual signifier endangers the devious simplicity of a participation in the critical dialogue of the 90s. "

"Although I am not a painter, I think that the disjunctive perturbation of the facture visually and conceptually activates the exploration of montage elements. "
"Umm... the subaqueous qualities of the facture threatens to penetrate the inherent overspecificity. "

 

Sydne Archambault

9 Years Ago

This is fun, I chose Catchy Headline Generator,
6 Dirty Secrets Your Urologist Writes About
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Art Critique is hilarious,
It's difficult to enter into this work because of how the disjunctive perturbation of the spatial relationships makes resonant the essentially transitional quality.
I'm surprised that no one's mentioned yet that the aura of the gesture notates the larger carcass.
Umm... the aura of the Egyptian motifs notates the substructure of critical thinking.

 

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