Here now I will venture into the task of saying something quite profound. I will begin by using lots of fancy sounding words to trick you into believing that I have something expert to say. Then I will list my vast qualifications to provide the façade upon which I manipulate your trust. Next, I will pretend to be compassionate by using a few jargon words that relate to your regional lifestyle, just to show you that I can be a "down-to-earth" sort of guy. Then, for the illusion of fun, I will throw in a bad joke or two to make a lame attempt at entertaining you. By now you are bored, and I am well along in succeeding at what the presenter of this discussion thread requested, which is to say ... N O T H I N G.
