A New Ghrumghluddle

Hello, Mark. I can sell you a new gumblepurreroid just very cheaply, all in all - $700 000 and my postage expences. It will fix your ptoblem at once. )

version I or II? II is better in my opinion.


---Mike Savad
MikeSavad.com

Thoughts?

I need a nap. ;-)

If you have a materializer, version I will do.
It is also quite helpful to tame UFOs.

I knew a guy down south who use to make Ghrumghluddles by hand. These days seems as if they are all mass produced, no character of any kind. Sigh must be getting old!

there's a ghrumghhluddle plant on long island, they plan on printing them with 3D printers. though you have to be careful of buying counterfeits on the street, you can tell it's fake by how they spell it. gumhuddle, ghrumhuddle, there's a whole line like that. i found that you can get a Jizang, from montreal and it's practically the same as that ghrumghhluddle you can only get in germany. it's really easy to remember the commercial for those - Jizang for the wing wang.


---Mike Savad
MikeSavad.com

Is that similar to the Thingamajig that fits on to the Doohickey? Or is that the Thingamabob? Can you clarify?

the jizang is very similar to a grumplabump, it's a bit smaller. the thingamjig and the doohickey are merely miscellaneous parts. but they are universal and they fit almost any device. no one uses the thingamabob any more, it's out dated, they designed those in the 1920's, and since have been replaced by mere thingies. but that's a name brand and i can't go into that due to infringement issues. the original thingamabobs were made from cristopolatium, a rare and cancer causing agent, that happened to taste like strawberries, and had a side of effect of being flammable. the new version is of course made from plastic with the same side effects.


---Mike Savad
MikeSavad.com

what about the whatzits? they are very important you know!

I don't know if whatzits are legal anymore...

not since the war anyway...

the Whatsittooya however is still pretty strong despite market shares. while almost hunted to extinction, the oil from this creature is believed to having youth regenerating effects.


---Mike Savad
MikeSavad.com

Mark, try the zylobbing...I had the same problem last week and it was the perfect solution!
Good luck!

I heard that the zylobbing was on sale at Costco. Better get it quickly before they are all sold out!

Or maybe better to hold off for a week or two. I hear they're bringing out a cheaper version in time for the holidays.

I got to the end of this thread. I need a life.

Dave

meh I have no life so I'm continuing this thread!

Don't mention the war! and what about the you knows?

there is a new zyblob coming out in a few months, you should wait for the show and see what new things they have. it's only rumor, but the new one has a 52mp sensor and serves 5 flavors of coffee. i heard it also speaks 4 languages. however its heavier than the old model, 65pounds, they give you a strap to hold it. and it only runs on D cell batteries, 58 of them if i recall. i think duracell makes this model.


---Mike Savad
MikeSavad.com

does it do mint mocha cappuccinos?

Supercalifragilisticexpealidotious!

David, lol.

5 flavors of coffee?! I am almost tempted to get one of those, but I am thinking that I will wait for the next version, the one that is rumoured to make wine.

Wine, yes, but early reviews claim the quantum replicator is a bit buggy. A fritziplatz serves the same purpose, even if it doesn't come with all the bells and whistles, and you can buy one anywhere blurpleflims are sold. So, yeah, just about anywhere.

Caffeine addict searching for the new Zyblob machine in the dark of night in London.



Founder and creator of the miraculous Zyblob Coffee Machine, Commodore Cornelius Vanerblob's estate in England.

Mike, you seem to forget that they are going to show zyblob on the Moon first of all. Then selling starts not closer then Yupiter. )
So it is necessary to find out some cheap Chinese made substitute.

You know, half of these products are banned in Europe.

Which half? The first or the second one?

I like your idea with a cup. Shall use it at once. )

Well, Metaxaing seems to solve the problem... As for the cat... Look for him in the vicinity of Alpha Centauri.

Is that the planet next to Yupiter?!!

No, sorry. It is just in some light years far. But Hennesing can shorten the distance greatly. ))))

But I am a poor thing, can do only Metaxaing. ))))

Any brave persons younder in America? To drink a shot over the ocean? Yes? No?

I'm sure that stuff could shoot you just about anywhere! Your head foremost!

)))) The point is that nobody is ready to meet the challenge. Even Mike Savad )))

I'm going to the Venice Carnival in February, that will be my "shooting" over there for now and all I can handle! I'm going over in a grumphlet jet that is fueled with that stuff!

i stopped reading this a while ago...


---Mike Savad
MikeSavad.com

Err...why Mike? I think this is great reading, keeps you on your toes trying to understand what is going on. As if that is anything different! lol

Mike, this is not about the reading, the serious thing is that it is necessaty either Ghrumghluddling or have a bit of good wine or maybe even cognac. )

Who is dare to understand what is going on?
I guess it is life's circumrotation

Circumrotation?!...What in the?!....how about circumvention from this whatever this is, ghrumphlet...ghrumphluddle...gridlock! ( :

i have my own stories to make up, and as much as i like to talk about nonsense, i'm bored of this, and i don't drink.

i never liked dr suess because he made up words, and the worlds never made any sense. and while i can go along with it for a little while, my mind gets bored of such things.

---Mike Savad
MikeSavad.com

I can't understand you Mike, I'm laughing my head off!! Circumrotation, have you ever heard of such a thing! lol

I know a guy in Piscacadawadaquoddymoggin, Ohio (pronounced "OH-hi-oh") who does great repair work on ghrumghluddles.

You are happy to talk about gridlock and other wonderful things. You have a day now. There is deep night in my part of the Universe so I type with one hand and use the other to flap away extraterrestrial zombies which want to eat my photos. )

But who is producer of those defective ghrumghluddles? Bill Gates as usual?

Julia, I can't even spell Piscawda.......! I'm glad he can work on them! Thanks for the phonetic spelling, I wouldn't have guessed how to pronounce Ohio, it's the other word I need help with!

Alexander, Bill Gates?! for sure why not! When there is gridlock it is a good time to take a nap! I hope you wake up in one piece!

:-) Yes. Good night! Go not forget to wind mislicks. )

So you can get up in the morning?! What if I don't, where will that put you? Metaxaign?!!!

Do not even know. Hope to wake up still on the planet Earth. )

I hope you do too, especially what you have been through today!

Gridlock. (Please note this is not my work, just helping some artist just not sure who)

Yep Suzanne,

Ron's Zyoplater exploded on the way to the sub port.

Ron is now out on loan.

Behind the scenes is working over time.

Dave

"Ghrumghluddle" a prime example of Onomatopoeia.

Just repeat the word over and over again, and you'll get the idea

David, I'm glad you didn't get a life so you could report back. Poor Ron (was that imploded or exploded?!!), it was just just going to be a nap, I guess he didn't make it. At least maybe at some point he will be back, hopefully in one piece! ( :

Roger, you are using big real words, yes, repeating, Ghrumghluddle, grumpluddle, crumpetlittle...crumpets...(I think I'm getting hungry)...there is a certain ring to it!