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Barry Lamont

9 Years Ago

The Grass Is Blue

The grass is blue and the sky is green!.. Go on..have a look... you may think you see green grass... everyone else around you may agree.. and take a look at the sky...is it blue??? NO.. its green! the grass is blue!... don't argue.. just listen to what your told. What you actually see is irrelevant. What you are told to see is all that matters here. OK... got it?... good! now stop questioning it! Have a nice day!

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Okay, Barry . . . now, time for you meds and a little nap. ;-)

 

Barry Lamont

9 Years Ago

:-) Just had my meds...maybe too much no napping..napping not allowed...cant nap...not on meds...up all night...and the next night.... but believe me...or dont.. just accept it..cos I said so... your eyes are moot your ears are moot your mouth is mute i'm not being cute.. just do what your told..even if you sold..this is getting old..i'm not in the fold.

 

Geordie Gardiner

9 Years Ago

So is sky blue pink really pink blue sky?

 

Pamela Patch

9 Years Ago


I get it .

 

Barry Lamont

9 Years Ago

Don't argue Geordie...just accept it... oh... you weren't arguing..I cant accept that..did you say pink?...did you think?...what did I tell you....? dont think! listen! lol

 

Barry Lamont

9 Years Ago

Hi Pamela.. that's great! Glad someone's keeping up :-) keep it to yourself though eh ..wink wink!

 

it's a glitch, Barry.............look again..........anyone sane can see what is printed is blue sky,green grass...............it's your eyesight, man..........whew.........what a nerve questioning such facts !!!............

 

Barry Lamont

9 Years Ago

hahaha Viva la Viva....LOL

 

Now, the sky and grass are invisible.

Or, I've suddenly gone selectively blind. All that mooting and muting caught up with me . . .

 

Bob Galka

9 Years Ago

For whatever reason your post reminded me of the stroop effect.. what's that????

try this test... and report back your times..... no cheating ;O)

Edit... don't try clicking on the below link... won't work... complain to Sean... ;O) copy and paste the entire link into your browser address bar...

http://www.math.unt.edu/~tam/SelfTests/StroopEffects.html

bob

 

Seeeeeeeeeee, told you so...................anyone can see .. these are red roses...........right? right!!!.................(blatant !)


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Bob..................Could we have something harder, please.............that's so EASY, sheesh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11√3+2√3+4√3+14√3+6√3+9√3+19√3+12−−√3+16−−√3.

 

Barry Lamont

9 Years Ago

The Stroop effect...? Is that when you end up crying at the drop of a hat?...

oh..no..my mistake...that'll be the Streep effect.

 

Murray Bloom

9 Years Ago

Barry, who are you gonna believe, us or your lying eyes?

 

Barry Lamont

9 Years Ago

Holy moly Bob...maybe i'm on the wrong page.... do you mean "problem of the month" ?.... I hope not..

 

Debbie Oppermann

9 Years Ago

Are we all having Dr. Seuss moments?

 

Barry Lamont

9 Years Ago

Murray..whatever I'm told dude...

VivA... you cant seriously have solved that math puzzle... AND misread stuff???? oh lordy lordy.. I'm sticking with the Streep effect.. alas, the peril of being Meryl... :o(

 

Barry Lamont

9 Years Ago

HAHA...I got there in the end Bob... I was doing great on the hard test..right up until the green coloured "blue"...lol

 

Jim Taylor

9 Years Ago

Got ya!
Blue Grass music!
40 acres and a fool!

 

Barry Lamont

9 Years Ago

Excellent post Jim :-)

 

No Barry.........you sit on your front STROOP and cry and everybody ignores you because the sky realllllly is falling, but they can't see it and won't believe you.........don't worry, be happy.......

 

Barry Lamont

9 Years Ago

Some 12 bar greens... The Ballad of Meryl Streep.

V1
I'm in a puddle knee deep of tears...

I'm in a puddle knee deep of tears...

I don't know anymore.....what i thought I knew for sure...

I'm in a puddle knee deep of tears...

 

Geordie Gardiner

9 Years Ago

Barry try not to see things as negative all the time

Be positive

For a change

See the light

 

Bob Galka

9 Years Ago

Yea, yea... complain to Sean... you will have to copy and past the link into your browser.... don't try clicking on the link... ;O(

bob

 

Barry Lamont

9 Years Ago

LOL...Geordie........ i'm no complaining like...! didnea say a word but!.. looking very much on the bright side of life.... the bright green sky is flooding me with joy...also keeping fit of body and mind by making sure I eat plenty blues.

 

Jeffery Johnson

9 Years Ago

Blue grass of Kentucky

 

Dan Alias

9 Years Ago

What happens when your grass is asphalt? Holding for further instructions.

 

Barry Lamont

9 Years Ago

Tom Jones knows it in his bones it's the blue blue grass of home!

 

Barry Lamont

9 Years Ago

Ahhh ...good question Dan... If you're seeing asphalt..and this goes for everyone.. If you're seeing asphalt..you're wrong! I advise you get that seen to... I can recommend a good rocket surgeon!

 

Geordie Gardiner

9 Years Ago

What colour is red

When from your bed

You look at the hammer and sickle?

Or is it under the bed

Hidden instead

With all the dust and bed bugs that tickle?

 

Here is something positive for you, dear Barry, and proof.....the sky is blue......but that's because I'm 'down under' and this is posted at the Pacific Ocean headland here in Sydney, next to a beautiful Cairn, built in honour of the Scottish who settled here early...............the sky is BLUE, but only here.........c'mon down............takes approx 28hrs as the Crow flies....


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Dan Alias

9 Years Ago

Acknowledged citizen Barry. All parameters have been updated reboot is in progress. Awaiting control scripts from the collective.

I almost became sentient for a minute. That was a close one.

 

Bob Galka

9 Years Ago

Barry are you doing your yogi thing again and standing on your head?

 

William Kuta

9 Years Ago

Yep, looks green to me...
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Barry Lamont

9 Years Ago

haha..you lot crack me up...

Gorgeous Geordie...your poem is ACE :o)

VivA..ahhh Pastures new where the sky IS blue...so tempting. 28hrs as the crow flies... how long as the Barry hobbles?

Dan...don't even think about it ;o)

Bob.. nah... what's his sidekick called... ? is it Boo Boo???? yeah that's me!

 

Barry Lamont

9 Years Ago

Mr Kuta... do I sniff a whiff of dissent?? watch your mouth boy!... tut tut...

lol

 

Marlene Burns

9 Years Ago

The sky is blue and the sun shines in AZ about 350 days a year....
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Kevin Callahan

9 Years Ago

You know, the northern peoples have over 100 words to describe snow.

 

Barry Lamont

9 Years Ago

No Marlene...you may well see blue... but your wrong! :-)

Please Mr. Officer, leggo me hand
You don't know me and you don't understan'
You see me flashin' a criss rental
So you take that me a criminal

Rumours dem spreadin'

I keep a dance jus' to nice up the place
Me buy nuff liquor and red up dem face
Mek man an' man have money to spend
And all de youth them know me a dem friend



 

Barry Lamont

9 Years Ago

Kevin..I know 99 of them but can you tell me the 100th ? ;o)

 

Marlene Burns

9 Years Ago

Barry, hon, you got a good opthalmologist?

 

Kevin Callahan

9 Years Ago

Snow.

 

Barry Lamont

9 Years Ago

:-) nowt wrong with my eyes Marlene... It's everyone else's eyes that are the problem..

ah ha... That's the one...thanks Kevin

 

Geordie Gardiner

9 Years Ago

Barry what is the colour of the face at the kink below?

http://statue-liberty-information.blogspot.co.uk/2014/09/blog-post.html

Follow the Here link once you get there.

 

Barry Lamont

9 Years Ago

Geordie... I have no idea...whatever colour you tell me it is..!..

(I don't do spam..prefer the corned beef :-)

 

Barry Lamont

9 Years Ago

Well..it's a new day.. I awoke this morning fully expecting business as usual.. I opened my curtains..and guess what! THE SKY IS STILL GREEN!... so yep! I was right.... business as usual :-)

 

Kevin Callahan

9 Years Ago

I awoke to thunder bolt and lightening, very, very frightening!

 

Barry Lamont

9 Years Ago

Galileo Figaro magnifico ?

 

Cj Avery

9 Years Ago

the sky isnt even there..i looked.. nothing

 

Mario Carta

9 Years Ago

Barry,I searched and I searched and find nothing, but if green was not the color of money I might see blue.

 

Alexey Stiop

9 Years Ago

This whole thing sounds political.

 

Mario Carta

9 Years Ago

Barry, it's because we are artist!

 

Barry Lamont

9 Years Ago

Maybe i'ma missing the boat here...lol

The blacks are all grey and the whites are all grey.. but the blues are still green!

Alexey..if this is politics, then you get my vote!

 

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