Ah that's great, that's great, so it is.
BTW I would love to feature "The Trilogy" so I would.
Not trying to be funny but it relinds me of Clint Eastwood.
Before, you know, I did not try to upset you, quite the reverse I thought it might bring a little smile on your face but people do not alwats understand things in the same ways.
Here is one that will bring a smile on your face.
My gandfather was one of the funniest men I have ever met, he was an old soldier who sevived the First World war, he had a great love of animals and during his time in the army he was in the Royal Artillery and commanded a team of horses that pulled the artillery around the battlefirld.
Once he left the army the places he lived in was filled with pets. cats and dogs mainly and he also kept champion racing pigeons.
One cat he named sooner.
On occation someone from around about would come in the house and say, Mr Jackson why did you call ye cat sooner?
And he would dryly take his pipe from his mouth and reply, because it would sooner s*it on the carpet than get outside.
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And so there ye gan, that is for luck as well, so they say.
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Good luck
All the best
And I pray
That one day
You don't just get a trickle
But a flood
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PS
Don't live where it rains a lot
And then I will have to pray
It's never cool
And always hot
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Dear me
Wherever it is you live I just pray that you are a star
And
I am sure you
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