What did the artist say when he finally finished his Bas carving?
What a relief!
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After his wife divorced him, Joe asked his best friend, Bill, to fix him up with a blind date. Bill obliged.
The next day Joe called up Bill and shouted at him angrily: ‘Bill, what kind of a guy do you think I am? That girl you fixed me up with was cross-eyed; she was almost bald; her nose was long, thin and crooked; she had hair growing on her face; she was flat-chested; and her ankles were as thick as her thighs.'
Bill answered: 'Either you like Picasso, or you don't like Picasso.'
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My mate hung himself in a modern art gallery.
It was three weeks before anyone noticed.
