Nu & Improved Discussion - Who Would You Pick To Win In The Following Match Up?

Batman


Who would win in a fight between Pinky and Perky?

Perky

Who would win in a fight between Scooby Doo & Goofy

Goofy, easy.

eraser and pencil?

Pencil........ Much sharper

Dean Martin & Jerry Lewis

Jerry Lewis

Between Underdog and Overlord, who would win the fight?

Underdog

Ben and Jerry

Jerry.

pretty good or great?

Alexander's mother: "Who is this,. 'Alexander the Pretty Good?'"

Great.

Al Capone or John Dillinger.

Dillinger

Roseann Barr or Rosie O’Donnell?

WWWF Grudge Match

Roseann


Who would win a fight between Sears and Roebuck ?

Sears & Roebuck...or who?

(Sorry, Gene..always the smart aleck, I am.)

Sears.

Pacman or Pong?

Montgomery ward

hollering like idiots or voting?

sorry i missed yer edits, Patrick, but i don't play doze video games any how

Absentee ballot.

Spiderman or Spawn?

Spiddy


Bud Abbott or Lou Costello

Lou.

The Sta-Puft Marshmallowman or Godzilla?

Marshmellowman

Marshmellowman or the Pillsbury doughboy

Marshmallowman. He's invincible!

Balrog or Beelzebub?

Balrog

Jack Nicholson now or Jack Nicholson 1975?

Jack in
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Five_Easy_Pieces

Jack in 75


A fat woman or two midgets?

Two fat female midgets.

Chernabog or Smaug?

youse guys already celebrating tgif? lol

Thank Freya It's Friday!
(TFIF)

Freya or Frigg?

Freya.

Thor or Wotan?

Thor

Coyote or Roadrunner

Thats a tough one,, depends.... if the student was a college student and perhaps going for his second career,,lol...

private tutoring
or
group activity

Private......... ( I had a funny line about group activity, but I will keep that to myself...LOL

hands on teaching
or
hands on the teacher

Depends on the student,, once again,, (you sure like to make me blush)

sporting Activities
or
science experiments

hmmmmmm? Maybe a sporting experiment ; )


A little class
or
an uncouth goof

A lot of class!!

style matters!!
or
sneakers and cut offs

Sneaking with style to the cut off to meet the teacher, thats what matters!

Behind the school house
or
on the playground

behind the school house,, although the playground could be fun,, swings and slides. and don't forget the monkey bars.

hopscotch
or
jumping rope

awwwwww the old monkey bars.... I use to stand around and watch. When I went to school the girls wore dresses. lol

Jumping the teacher .....Yeeeeeeeeeeee Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa!


Taking an apple to the teacher
or
Taking her to Vegas for the weekend

Dad, you should not admit to looking at girls underwear in grade school!!! lol

*angel shakes her head*

Take an apple to the teacher

Teach children
Or
Teach adults

HI Angel!!!

Teach children

recess
or
lunch

Yikes !!!!!!!!! My daughter caught me!!!!

Teach children........Adults are too hard headed



Take a sack lunch
or
Have a pine float

you guys are funny!!!
whats a pine float?

It is a glass of water and a tooth pick











Maybe a HenWay

I'll take the sack lunch!!!

peanut butter and jelly

or

tuna?

Peanut butter and bananas ----- with honey

with my honey
or
with somebody elses honey

Oh,, thats sweet,, who's your honey,, ?

hmmmmmmmm I was too bashful to have a honey in the school daze .lol





Viya Con Dios.......... I must be off !

Hi Julie!!

:)

This is just a thought I was pondering this morning.
On March 9, a couple of weeks ago, I had breakfast with an old friend I use to work with. On the 14th, he and his folks went on vacation to ARK. and I went on vacation to MO. We each returned home from our respective trips last weekend, but the difference is, he passed away when he got home. It just makes me think about how quickly things happen, and the fact that it could have been me.
Anyway, I am thankful for this day. : )

I was just thinking about a major war battle between Killer Cat and Mighty Mouse. Who do you think would win?


I'll get that dirty rat!


.....................................................................It's dooms day for that little pussy cat !

WHAT???

Mighty MOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



"on the sea or on the land" kitty loses in the water.....LOL

I am sorry your friend passed away...life is precious.

Who do you want to have over for dinner?

Obama
or
Bush

LOL

I'm sorry to hear about your friend Gene,,

life is precious and is meant to be lived large~~ each and everyday to the fullest..

neither for dinner thank you!!

How about
Phyllis Diller or Lucy Ball,, I want to laugh....

I love Lucy, but Phyllis is a dilly!
I would like to have Julie and Angel for dinner with a little sugar on top of them. : )
by the way..........those are two of the most fantastic smiles!!!!!!!!!!!

An April fool
or
A ditsy blond

An April fool any day.. no ditzy blondes here..

a snake in the teachers drawer
or
a snake in the teachers drawers..lol

Hmmmmmmmm... a snake in the teachers drawers? .... Lots of thoughts there, but I better leave that one alone LOL


a snake in the grass
or
a snake selling grass

Ok...I am coming for dinner...=) Or maybe you want to come to Colorado?

A snake in the grass

Legal grass?
or
That grass should stay illegal?

I have noticed lots of medicinal pot stores around here ....lol.