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Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago

Fun Game 10


Fun Game 9 started to get too heavy, so let's start Fun Game 10.

Thanks for still hanging in there.

Please remember:
The aim of the game is to create a story - we originally started with "The woodsman did ...".
And it doesn't have to rhyme.

But ... You can only post 4 words per comment, and you have to wait until someone else posts before you can post again.
(Please no images ... they make the thread very slow ... Thanks)

Post away and have fun :-)

Fun Game 9 ended with

........... hey my feet ache


and I answer with

........... that sounds like fake

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John Ayo

10 Years Ago

Exception, I do take!

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


only when fully awake

 

Jane McIlroy

10 Years Ago

and not before daybreak

 

Have a good shake...

"Fune"game 10? (Title here,lol)

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

there's a lot at stake

(used one from my surplus)

 

Jane McIlroy

10 Years Ago

"Fune"game 10? (Title here,lol)

one for the outtakes

(Hi Vivian!)

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

gives me the quakes

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

and some dandruff flakes

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

starring the Two Jakes

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

a couple of beef-cakes!

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


causing pain and aches



Thanks Vivian ... and welcome back :-)

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

oh for heaven sakes

 

Carmen Hathaway

10 Years Ago

that ol' time religion

 

celebrating crows and pigeons

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

but just a smidgin

 

they have become legends

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


in just a few seconds

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

the worms they bludgeon

 

like mean old curmudgeons

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

and dirty old engines

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

fighting cowboys & injuns

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


and also the cajuns

 

Jane McIlroy

10 Years Ago

with ever bigger guns

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

and even more puns

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

those are the ones

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

always raising more funds

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

to buy some buns

 

Tanja Beaver

10 Years Ago

to sell for the Nuns

 

dressed up like huns

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

with chronic runs

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

From eating dried plums

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

Are two blonds 'dumbs' ?

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


or good looking sons?

 

each weighing two tons

 

Tanja Beaver

10 Years Ago

for they are the ones

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

usually have nice buns

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

and good set of lungs

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


speak in tongues

 

while climbing the rungs

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


to teach their youngs

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

stay out of dungs

 

you'll grow ugly warts

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

on unprotected parts

 

Karen Newell

10 Years Ago

Up under your shorts

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

while the ogre snorts

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

past the ports

 

Ben Van Rooyen

10 Years Ago

views the mighty cords.

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

hidden under mahogany boards

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

Under what hoarders hoard

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

In the Honda Accord

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


protected by a sword

 

Karen Newell

10 Years Ago

You won't go toward

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


because you'd be ignored

 

Karen Newell

10 Years Ago

And possibly gored

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

that would be untoward

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

Member of the Board !

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

are very bored

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

for they never scored

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

even though they implored

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

that their stock soared

 

Gershwin Smud

10 Years Ago

I just experienced Flabbergasteration !

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


hit a new record

 

Jane McIlroy

10 Years Ago

how about a demonstration

 

promoting emancipation

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

with a proclamation

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


and without procrastination

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

despite certain listeners' consternation

 

advancing with trepidation

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


leading to rapid emigration

 

to an utopian nation

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

filled with righteous indignation

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

to bring about extermination

 

by public self-pollination

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

and surly some stagnation

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


probably ending in starvation

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

due to foregoing mastication

 

Bartz Johnson

10 Years Ago

due to mental preturbation

 

Jane McIlroy

10 Years Ago

caused by previous indigestion

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

After junk food adoration

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

without hesitation

 

Jane McIlroy

10 Years Ago

or procrastination

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

In complete jubilation

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

and some undue satisfaction

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

not making any traction

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


has no physical attraction

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

to the rogue faction

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

being squeezed by compaction

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


until shaped to perfection

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

and calling it rejection

 

feeling more like dejection

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


and a horrible infection

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

in the mid-torsol section

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

that's quite a selection

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

causing alimentary ejection

 

and followed by correction

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


to avoid dissection

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

or a 4-hour erection...........
(call the doctor!!!)

 

necessitating a trisection

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

nausea followed by regurgitation

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

a very bad sitsuation




( what was that Jackie is interested in ? )
( call BIG SKIP )

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

aka intellectual constipation

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


which needs further clarification

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

without anticipation

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

until nearing full maturation

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

And full assimilation


Resistance is futile
You will be assimilated

 

with some mutilation

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


for example ... castration

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

oh, what a situation!

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

in this nation

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

Such a degradation

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

of respect for negotiation

 

Jane McIlroy

10 Years Ago

we need some disambiguation

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

Cease from political constipation

 

Gershwin Smud

10 Years Ago

I'm experiencing anticipationism

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


from parasite infestation

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

leading to intellectual masturbation

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

giving way to sofistication

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


and lots of frustration

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

on the old plantation......

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


which leads to liquidation

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

helping fund our vacation

 

to some tropical nation

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


that offers complete relaxation

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

not to mention.....libation

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

OOOOOPS

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

hope that wasn't poops

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

fall-out from the troops?

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

while jumping through hoops

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

And loops and loops

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


from many different groups

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

competing for "best soups"

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


sipped from scoops

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

while counting the loot

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

hidden in the fruit

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

loops, but it's moot

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


that came from Beirut

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

and some dumb galoot

 

wearing pink rain boots

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


and silly chequered suits

 

tooting on his flute

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


until someone makes him mute

(-1 next time)

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

Someone rather snoot

 

a ripe old coot

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

with eye of newt

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

he can't even w00t

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

Pressing my birthday suit

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

Whilst in Beirut

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

wearing a fancy suit

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

a point that's moot

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

while playing a flute

 

you're all so cute!

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

hair-lip cow said MOOOOOt

 

Tanja Beaver

10 Years Ago

...and then

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

wamm bamm

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

said Sam I Am

 

a guy eating Spam

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


right before an exam

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

no time must jam

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

I'm on the lam

 

Jane McIlroy

10 Years Ago

en route to Vietnam

 

with my friend Pam

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

who's visiting Hoover dam

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

and plotting a scam

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

With Sam the Sham

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


using a webcam

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

acting like a ham

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

real ham....not Spam

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


ham made from lamb

 

only in a jam

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


sold by the gram

 

a grand old dam

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

fell for a ram

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


at the Grand-Am

 

driving a Trans-Am

 

driving a Trans-Am

I guess she was driving either too fast or two cars!

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


she really likes them

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

because it produces flem

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

and Earl? Not them!

 

making a fine specimen

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

of mice and men

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

which version, - now or then ?

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


you'll see ... on CNN

 

let me know when

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

you see a wren

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

sitting on Barbie or Ken..
(3 next time)

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


over and over again

 

Wren? or a hen

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

which one of them?

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


you'll know after 5 PM

 

that could be mayhem

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


same as in Bethlehem

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

Steel's old offices, Clem

 

Veronica Vandenburg

10 Years Ago

the light is dim

 

Jane McIlroy

10 Years Ago

especially round the rim

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

doesn't bother him

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

going to the gym

 

go out on a limb

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


because he can't swim

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

like his brother, Tim.

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

Wait... that wasn't Slim?

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


who established some kibbutzim

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

No, that wasn't him!

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

Him was singing a hymn


-1 credit

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

things are looking grim

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

let's forget about him......

 

it was a whim

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


his chances were slim

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

of singing a hymn

 

the church was dim

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

Turn on the light

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


Now it's too bright!!

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

Oh, what a sight

 

everything's so white

 

Jane McIlroy

10 Years Ago

let's start a fight

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

Win you might

 

David Luebbert

10 Years Ago

This game's seeming trite

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

go fly a kite
(nothing personal just rhyming :)

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

Once upon a time....

 

Jane McIlroy

10 Years Ago

he stole a dime

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

and bought some thyme

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


to feed the swine

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

To keep them inline

 

they ate the twine

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

while he purchased wine

 

whose bouquet was fine

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

enough for Andy Devine

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


who runs a hotline

 

along with Wild Bill

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

and they're together still

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


because they're mentally ill

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

and on the pill

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


provided by Goodwill

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

pill makes them chill

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

while tending their still

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

that provided a thrill

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

careful - don't spill

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

drink? thanks. I will.

 

now here's the bill!

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


That's quite an overkill !

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

tip your waitress Jill

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

with a flowering dill

 

Jane McIlroy

10 Years Ago

growing over the hill

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

and what's better still

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


is Carneval in Brazil

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

say barbers in Seville

 

apple-pie on a sill

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


that sounds pretty shrill

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

sounds like a drill

 

deep enough to kill

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

my dentist....Dr. Bill

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

Kill Bill? Thats ill !

 

here, take a pill

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

OK, that's a deal !

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

Now hear him squeal!

 

he has such zeal

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

but lost on appeal

 

now he must kneel

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


on a wagon wheel

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

and kiss a seal

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

that would surly fail

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


Why not a whale?

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

Is one for sale?

 

send it by mail

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

the postman's too frail

 

he does look pale

 

Manny M

10 Years Ago

have some more ale

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


he's just out on bail

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

Guess he got nailed

 

the caper failed

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


while he got laid

 

he started to fade

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


like an old maid

 

wanting to get paid

 

JAXINE Cummins

10 Years Ago

he was terribly afraid

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

Of what he made

 

Jane McIlroy

10 Years Ago

and wanted to trade

 

Georgiana Romanovna

10 Years Ago

but he simply neighed.........

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

and then got weighed

 

Georgiana Romanovna

10 Years Ago

then he was laid....

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

Again? It's a parade!

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

sensitive parts will abrade

 

cover IT with suede

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


cover is tailor-made

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

with colors of jade

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


it's all handmade

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

With a handy spade

 

sharp as a blade

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

to level the grade

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

advice: perform pre-paid!

 

watch the budget fade

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

as you sip lemonade

 

made by the maid

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

in her cheap charade

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

that was easily played

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

because she was afraid

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

for her beau Kincaid

 

Gwyn Newcombe

10 Years Ago

just dropped for medicaid

 

for the way he displayed

(-1 next time)

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

His enlarged vinnerdade



( gave Mary Ellen a word )

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

for which he payed

 

did him no good

(thanks, Gene!)

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

she tweren't inda mood

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

to do the dude

 

he started to brood

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

While getting stewed

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

and financially screwed

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

It was his attitude

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


to be very rude

 

and sometimes even crude

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


especially when nude

 

with things that protrude


(thinking of his nose, of course!)

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

he might get sued

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


shredded to dog food

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

and then finally chewed

 

finally bidding adieu

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

That was very shrewd

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


because he got shampooed

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

and fornicued

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

it was very lewd

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

how he was fondued

 

it was only a prelude

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


to getting tattooed

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

for food

 

DUDE!

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


That's a bad attitude!

 

It was my mood

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

it was crude

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


too crude for Gertrude

 

she's so thin skinned

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

her skiney bones offend

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

but beginning to amend

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

I'm still her friend

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


to the bitter end

 

and ready to lend

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

a hand to mend

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

and easily to bend

 

so she can send

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


a generous dividend

 

that they can spend

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


on some alcoholic blend

 

they will never lend

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

they're bucking the trend

 

Gwyn Newcombe

10 Years Ago

it will never end

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

I'm still her friend!!!

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


to some extend

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

She does pay rent

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

Not broke - Badly bent

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

living in a borrowed tent

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


like in the Orient

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

where many a condiment

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


some are quite abhorrent

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

some simply smell bad.........

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

it's just a fad

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

started by some lad

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


laying on his waterbed

 

something pounding in his head

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


he starts to regret

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

His name is Skinflint Summerset

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


Weird! But let's not fret!

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

flying in a jet

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

he was soon beset

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

By a female quartette

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


Henriette, Jeanette, Claudette + Antoinette

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

They're driving a Hornette

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

to deliver an omelette

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


straight to the toilette

 

Tanja Beaver

10 Years Ago

.. but wait!

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


It was a bait!!!




I'll be back in a week. You take care ... I'm looking forward to see you all back here Monday in a week. :-)

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

under a suspended crate

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

was a nervous sister Kate

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

who was running late

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

and naturally quite irate

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

after opening the gate

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

she ate & gained weight

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

is it too late?

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

She sealed her fate!!!

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

May as well Celebrate !!!!!!!!!!

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

somewhere out of state

 

oh! I can't wait!

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

to see Will & Kate

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

see Will & Kate mate

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

Kate's mates are great

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

How many...eight??

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

no, there's nine

 

Tanja Beaver

10 Years Ago

none are mine

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

well thats just fine

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

for the current time

 

one is a mime

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

Lend me a dime

 

I will, anytime

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

well, that was sublime

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

without the grime

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

And a delicious keylime

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

in the Summertime

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

when I work & rhyme

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

it makes me crazy

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

'Cause she's rather lazy



...for game purposes only. Not to be claimed by anyone :)

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

unlike Mr. Patrick Swayze

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

whose memories are hazy

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

Like Abner and Daisy

 

or Albert and Maisy

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

And Cagney & Lacey

 

don't be too hasty

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

when removing a pastie

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

Pasties are tastie !

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

but such a wastey

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

is that a fact

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

if waster is sacked

 

Jane McIlroy

10 Years Ago

and thread is hijacked

 

the hijacker gets whacked

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

the deck is stacked

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

Better watch your back

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

stay on track

 

Ruslana Lev

10 Years Ago

looks like rap

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

yo.... shut yo trap

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

you might get slapped

 

Ruslana Lev

10 Years Ago

you must adapt

 

or you'll be zapped

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

and then neatly wrapped

 

feeling like you're trapped

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

and then tightly capped

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

Jackie has cat napped

 

R Allen Swezey

10 Years Ago

Tightly Wrapped...Now CHAPPED!!!

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

Not tonight; I'm sapped

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

tomorrow a new day

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

For getting old & gray

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

weekend.. let's go play

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

cards at the beach-house

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

TGIF You say !

 

just lead the way

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

to where you play

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

without further delay

 

our talents, we'll display

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

Ad dance all day

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

that's just hearsay

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

taken the wrong way

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

might cause a fray

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

better start to pray

 

or go out and play

(-1 next)

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

Pleeeezzzzzzzzze Stay !

 

Gershwin Smud

10 Years Ago

My hairs turning ........ loose

 

loose lik'ka moose?

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

you silly goose

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

what about a noose?

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

I'd prefer a masseuse

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

wubs me wong way !

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

says Gene, from Mandalay

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

wub dis Jackie hay !


lmao : )

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

selling Mary Kay ?

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

thank you....not today

 

again she said nay

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

on this windy day of gray


( borrowed 2 from next time )
Only 2 words on my next...

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

blowing Myway






ooops, now I will have to skip 2 times of entering anything

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

there's no harm

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

especially on a farm

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

with the school marm

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

with warts on her arm

(3 next time, I promise)

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

setting off an alarm

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

despite every other charm

 

her personality was warm

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

like inside a dorm

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

During a thunder storm

 

JAXINE Cummins

10 Years Ago

Is that the norm?

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

He signed the form

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


to release the worm


(I'm back ... and I missed you)

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

in a mid swarm

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

That ate his arm



Welcome back Christine! Hope you had a good time.

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

Unless you're a carebear

 

can't quite get there!

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


because you've red hair

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

and a great pair

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


of sexy black underwear

 

worn by our Mayor

 

Darice Machel McGuire

10 Years Ago

At the County Fair

 

he's there, I swear!

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

Black underwear??? He's bare!!!!!!

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

Lets all change underwear !



( Darice change with Mary Ellen, Jackie change with me, and so on )




Sometimes I crack myself up : ((( LOL

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


Gene changes with Claire

 

They make a good pair

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

Missed it? I swear!

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

something I fear

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


like a pap smear

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

nothing to cheer

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

except that we're here!

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

Michael Douglas? Oh dear!

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


He's just a volunteer.

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

Makes it very clear

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

like an adult deer

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

Juliet, art thou near ?

: ()

 

here, on the pier

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

Fetch me mine beer !

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

He's so austere

 

only since last year

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

when he wore sheer

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


silk to the premiere

 

of Shakespeare's King Lear

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


holding the king's spear

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

to him it's dear

 

like a painting by Vermeer

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

Pearl ear'ring worn here

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


you look like a musketeer


(-1 next time)

 

he should sneer

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

Make it a career

 

Plastics

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

make a good fix

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


for drum sticks

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

Played for Stevie Nix

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

while eating Chex Mix

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

and plucking out ticks.....(ewwww)

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago

from free running chicks

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

living in the sticks

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


one of them kicks

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

him in the coccyx

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


that hurts so bad

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

like looking at plaid

 

Jane McIlroy

10 Years Ago

would drive you mad

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

and make you sad

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

OH! What a cad!

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

but just a lad

 

who had no dad

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

that's so sad

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

but what he had

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


was a waterbed

 

filled with lead

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

bought it from Fred

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

whose sick in-da head

 

thought he was dead!

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


he bled and bled

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

"Farewell " Fred said.

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

engraved in his headstone

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


and his cell phone

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

was a tyrannosaur bone

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

that was on loan

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


from museum "Sierra Leone"

 

is that near the Rhone?

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

never been nor flown

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


to this lovely zone

 

take out a loan

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

I'll only groan

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


That's better than moan

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

Fred is really gone ??? ; {

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

papa was a "rollin stone"

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

Don't use that tone !

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


unless you're fully grown

 

Jane McIlroy

10 Years Ago

or an old crone

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

looking for a loan

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

to get stoned

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

while gone ET phoned.

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

He's on his Cell

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

from in the well

 

his ringtone's a bell

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

you could tell ?

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

Ringtones he sells

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

He's mentally not well

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

but still mighty swell

 

he can really yell

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

sounding like a cowbell

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


He has a Dell

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

He has a smell ..... : {

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

like bottled foot gel

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


He listens to Ravel

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

while swinging a gavel

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

and dancing inda gravel

 

JAXINE Cummins

10 Years Ago

He's single as well!

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

how can ya tell ?

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


He has that weird smell

(-1 next time)

 

JAXINE Cummins

10 Years Ago

from loitering in jail

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

with Captain Alan Hale

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


and with Abigail

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

they could set sail !!!

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

on top of steel

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

and maybe they will

 

JAXINE Cummins

10 Years Ago

Boat has broken wheel

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

but one steady tail

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

Ginger or Mary Ann ?

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


which one of them?

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

both would be fine

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

And he ain't lyin'

 

the girls will be cryin'

(-1 next post)

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

Uh oh, Gilligan's spyin'

 

maybe even lying

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

but definitely not flying

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

Any customers buying ?

 

Sharon Talson

10 Years Ago

I`m really, really trying.

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

to learn fish frying

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


Stop trying - do it!

 

keep going, don't quit!

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

i'm going to split

 

just do not spit

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


on old Mrs. Shmitt

 

she'll throw a fit

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

Your lips she'll lick

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

and then she'll kick

 

attack with a stick

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


even an ice pick

 

her mood is sick

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

like a drunken hick

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


so's her husband Dick

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

who was mighty quick

 

with shortcakes from Bisquick

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


but dumb like a brick

(-1 next time)

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

skewered on a matchstick

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

but still rather slick

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

with his magic trick

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


he's still a prick !

 

Sharon Talson

10 Years Ago

lighting a candle wick

 

he thinks he's slick

 

Sharon Talson

10 Years Ago

writing with his bic

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

despite that debilitating tic

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


and this horrible pic

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

I think he's sick!

 

he needs a kick

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

by a chick

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


or a rooster

 

just as a booster

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


to get some action

 

and satisfaction

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


and lots of attraction

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

it's easy as subtraction

 

Sharon Talson

10 Years Ago

to finally get to

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


beautiful, mysterious Katmandu

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

can you do ?

 

better than you!

(nothing personal, Richard)

 

Sharon Talson

10 Years Ago

said Winnie the Pooh

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

speaking to Roo

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

making the stew
(no offence taken Mary Ellen :)

 

that tasted like a shoe

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

worn by a cockatoo

(can I take that offence, Richard? Shame to have it un-used.)

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


in an Canadian Zoo

(hahaha, Jackie )

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

that was painted blue.

(if you must ;)

 

frozen blue, what's new?

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

I think it's snew

 

blue snew, who knew?

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


I certainly did not.

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

taking a cheap shot

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

of whiskey served hot

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


better than smoking pot

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

depends what you got

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


I've Alzheimers, I forgot !

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

tea hits the spot

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


more often than not

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

I too forget alot



(What were we talking about? Lol)

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

sometimes better then not

 

Are you a bot?

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


Noooo. Rich is Lancelot

 

riding a horse named Tommyrot

- 1 next time

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

I need to go squat !






( am I bad ? )

 

I say, 'Why not?'

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

fetch the chamber pot

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

needs it a lot

 

it's under the cot

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

that's the right spot

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

Chamber pot causes root-rot














I just tickled myself again lmao

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

that's what I thought

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


and we were taught

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

as we fought

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

and swore a lot

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


while dancing Foxtrot

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

and planning the plot

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

but all for naught

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

we did get caught

 

the whole darn lot?

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


Cooked like Boeuf LaMode

(Boeuf á la mode - yummy ! )

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

yet tasted like toad

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

who dropped a load

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

reap what you sowed










( I'm sleepy, - don't expect much )

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

You speaking in code?

 

key's in the commode

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

The one I rode ?

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

I ain't gettin-it out


The key that is

 

don't sit and pout

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

I ain't goin that route

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

Just work it out

 

what's this all about?

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

No need to shout!

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


Just say it loud!

 

I'm up on'a cloud!

 

Gershwin Smud

10 Years Ago

Lookin up your shroud ; )

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


Is that allowed ?

 

I think not somehow

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

definitely NOT right now

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

even if saying MEOW ? ; )

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


lifting an eye brow

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

before chow

 

of roasted cow

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

or baked sow

 

that's enough now!

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

just take a bow

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


sounds dangerous - o oh

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

eat crow

 

Jane McIlroy

10 Years Ago

a tale of woe

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

when she said NO

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

NO NO! Just GO!!

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

just walk away....slow

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

One thing I know....

 

WAIT! Before you go.......

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

please stop saying YOLO

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


to my little Joe

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

Instead say YOYO

(your on your own)

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


is this a game show?

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

Name that tune, Flo !

 

Don't sing, just go

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

Sing just one mo

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


well, let's go Pro

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

sports ticket scalping, yo!

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

I'm having Merlot !

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

while on furlough

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


seems you've lots'a dough

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

come on, drink s'mo

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


drink and eat

 

Sharon Talson

10 Years Ago

forget about sleep

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


in this awful heat

 

move those feet

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

Like Pistol Pete !

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


and hold the beat

 

til two worlds meet

 

Sharon Talson

10 Years Ago

that`s quite a feat

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

just don't cheat

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


+ be nice and sweet

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

& i'll give'ya a treat

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

that would be neat!

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

Not is this heat

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

.














( scusse my fast fingers )

 

Sharon Talson

10 Years Ago

take a seat

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


and join the elite

 

but I should repeat

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

but I should repeat

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

I'll resist the temptation....

 

of joining the Echo Nation

 

Sharon Talson

10 Years Ago

oh, what a sensation

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

like gestation

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

but without subsequent lactation

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

leaves little for imagination

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

but causing great consternation

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


in modern communication

 

from earth to space-station

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


and all the information

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

creating a neural conflagration

 

that ends in isolation

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

Fills one with instagnation

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

and hope for re-incarnation

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


without all the constipation

 

Sharon Talson

10 Years Ago

leaves one in desperation

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

for some magical inspiration

 

to fight dehydration

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

and any laceration

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

Or erectile deflation

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

caused by satanic incantation

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

and direct exhortation

 

of sexual exploitation

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


and over-the-edge ego inflation

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

bringing about indoctrination

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

of erotic procrastination

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

experiencing four hour rejection

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


because of fungal infection

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

that needed an injection

 

that lead to rejection

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


and lack of erection

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

at the new intersection

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

this will require inspection.

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


with the necessary discretion

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

possibly leading to confession........

 

of numerous transgressions

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

likely requiring multiple intercessions

 

Sharon Talson

10 Years Ago

leading to awkward misinterpretations

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


that lack proper foundations

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

because of poor communications

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

leading to bad transactions

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


and some silly reactions

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

kinda like premature contractions

 

they ain't infractions!

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

Never could do my fractions



( 1/2 off )

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


so you used contraception

 

to rule out conception

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

soon after seeing Inception

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

Eventually leading to contractions

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

without any interruptions

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

but possible corruptions

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

with some exceptions

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


at joyful wedding receptions

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

with all their deceptions

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

amid the tasteful decorations

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

collected while on vacations

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

fell short of expectations

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

therefore requiring negotiations

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


to help future generations

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

to wear carnations

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

and proper clothing

 

Julie Orsini Shakher

10 Years Ago

Without loathing to go only straight forward

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

saying one more word

(no more than 4 words per post, Julie! :) Though some "borrow" against their next post.)

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

That's what I heard

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

Sounds so absurd

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


everything is getting blurred

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

just exactly what occurred?

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


I can not tell.

 

give us a hint

 

JAXINE Cummins

10 Years Ago

But not in print.

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

a whisper will do

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

For Honey Boo Boo

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

whose IQ is 2

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

What will she do?

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

give me three steps

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

Texas two step ---- TWO !

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


the flu hits YOU !

 

Sharon Talson

10 Years Ago

anyone for a brew?

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

a large one will do!

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

I'll take a few

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


together with a stew

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

of chunky unidentifiable goo

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


that tastes like glue

 

Sharon Talson

10 Years Ago

from an old shoe

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

thats full of foot-foo

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

that's far from new

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

and even somewhat overdue

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

Smells like doo doo

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

tastes like tobacco chew

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

that's already been spewed

 

Julie Orsini Shakher

10 Years Ago

Hot in temperature 2 degrees overdue , burning just a thin skin of the palette

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

so says the dude

(You're doing this on purpose, Julie. :) )

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


and he is nude

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

feeding his whole brood





( I detect a naughty strick in Julie - the vegan needs some red meat ) ..... ; )

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

while being tattooed

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

in his own neighborhood

 

Ana Dragan

10 Years Ago

you talkin' 'bout Hollywood?

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

Hollywood & Vine I stood !

 

Ana Dragan

10 Years Ago

Laugh happily I would!

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

exactly as you should

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

Eating bowl of Pudd

 

Julie Orsini Shakher

10 Years Ago

He sat listening to the Judd's

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

Julie, I misunderstood.


( are you trying to pull something on me ? )

 

Sharon Talson

10 Years Ago

but all is good

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


no harm is done

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

it's all in fun

 

Ana Dragan

10 Years Ago

You are the one!

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

You're the one, hun

 

Ana Dragan

10 Years Ago

I'm just a pawn
:))

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

lying in the sun

 

Ana Dragan

10 Years Ago

And rolling on the lawn

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

from dusk to dawn

 

Ana Dragan

10 Years Ago

like a careless gnome

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

roaming where he'd roam

 

Ana Dragan

10 Years Ago

I gotta leave home
( I really do! see you laters, rhyme buddies :)) )

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

And so, she was gone

-1 credit

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

Going to the Dome !

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


that's covered with foam

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

Hidding all the chrome

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

showing off in Rome

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


in a mobile home

 

Ana Dragan

10 Years Ago

cause we like to roam

 

Terry DeLuco

10 Years Ago

and then return home

 

Sharon Talson

10 Years Ago

after visiting Nome

 

Ana Dragan

10 Years Ago

and conquer its trone

muhahahaha

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

Being not alone

 

Ana Dragan

10 Years Ago

more than one million

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

A million and one

 

Ana Dragan

10 Years Ago

and we're still not done

 

Lila Shravani

10 Years Ago

)) fanny company

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

please tell me how

 

Ana Dragan

10 Years Ago

let's have ourselves a pow wow

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


ONLY 4 words please, Ana ... 1 ... 2 ...3 ... 4 (not 5 or 6 or even more)

and kill the cow

 

Sharon Talson

10 Years Ago

that`s five words now ;)

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

Lets kill the Sow !

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

I don't know how

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


just tell her 'ciao'

 

Ana Dragan

10 Years Ago

it became so sour!

 

and was so dour

 

Ana Dragan

10 Years Ago

but quit the tour!

 

Jane McIlroy

10 Years Ago

to help the poor

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

that's what it's for

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

to close the door

 

Ana Dragan

10 Years Ago

and end the war

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


invite the Peace Corps

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

with a candy store

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

Too much Flabbergastation !

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


leads to big frustration

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

causes spectacular-constipation

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


which needs medication

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

sadly when on vacation

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

with badly needed relaxation

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

and an oral fixation

 

Sharon Talson

10 Years Ago

leading to intoxication

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

Can be quite a sensation

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


if you lose orientation

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

you also loose immagination

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


and all your compensation

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

for having more constipation

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

is brought into question

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


leading to clinical depression

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

a result of auto-suggestion

 

Sharon Talson

10 Years Ago

resulting in acute frustration

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


and bed bugs infestation

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

along with civil litigation

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

Litigation enforced by emancipation

 

Gershwin Smud

10 Years Ago

what about this dang constipation ?

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

Gersh, please, no interruptions

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


they only stop reproductions

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

including any tax deductions

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

Suffering with Gastro-fluctions

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

open bottle.....follow instructions

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


that's quite an assumption

 

Harry Lamb

10 Years Ago

This could lead to intoxication!

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


and scary hallucination

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

leading to a proclamation

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

Here's a four-hour erectation !

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

Take a cold shower

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

shrivel like a flower

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

But it's Happy Hour !

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


and stop taking Viagra

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

taking her to Niagra

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


to do your abracadabra

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


twice

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

stop that jibba-jabba!

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


and all the blah blah

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

and la te da

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

also sis boom ba

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

much like a goombah

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

All dance the Rhumba...!!!

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


after doing some macumba

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

...and doing the Zoomba

 

Sharon Talson

10 Years Ago

while playing the tuba

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

and dancing in Aruba

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


with a black puma

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

named after actress Uma

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

who frequently quotes Daruma

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

while standing bare

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

without a care

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

just a blank stare

 

Sharon Talson

10 Years Ago

wondering what to wear

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

feeling a blank stare

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


hides behind a chair

 

Sharon Talson

10 Years Ago

wishing she were elsewhere

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

or traveling with Claire

 

Jane McIlroy

10 Years Ago

on way to nowhere

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

But would she dare

 

Jane McIlroy

10 Years Ago

to dye her hair

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

which is so fair

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

except for down there

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

all over her toes

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

snot from her nose

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

from to many blows

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

...her sweatie skin glows

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


while her fear grows

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

and the blizzard snows

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


she badly needed clothes

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

not the gown she choose

 

Gershwin Smud

10 Years Ago

she REALLY needs hose

 

James Griffin

10 Years Ago

then maybe she can doze

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

maybe...who knows?

 

Allen Lefever

10 Years Ago

The Shadow knows

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

Don't pick the Shadows nose !

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


or it will decompose!

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

into a ridiculous pose

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

Do you suppose?

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

Aw heck! Who knows?

 

Sharon Talson

10 Years Ago

what about her clothes?

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

it naturally flows

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

She listens to Bose !

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

recordings of multitudinous crows

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

reading poetry and prose

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


William Shakespeare, I suppose

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

English + stiff upper nose

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

with dignity, she rose

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

with mighty woes

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

tore off her clothes

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

and began to pose

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

from head to toes

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

Her name, ... Ana Rose

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


and there she goes

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

Relaxing in repose

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

Her toes in'er nose

 

Sharon Talson

10 Years Ago

oh, what a show

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

from the first row

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


a rose we throw !

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

and now....we know!

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

she's a real Pro !

 

Gershwin Smud

10 Years Ago

Her butt melt's snow

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


that was long ago!

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago

.

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

this blows

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


me away

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

but my shoes stay

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

just another day

 

Sharon Talson

10 Years Ago

ready for the soiree

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

and lots o' partee

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

bring on the chardonnay

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

.... NAY !!!!!

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

Oh yes! I say!

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

We'll dance all day!

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

then roll in hay

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


like children we'll play

 

Sharon Talson

10 Years Ago

laughing all the way

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

acting O so gay !






by definition 'gay' means lighthearted or happy.

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


running off to Norway

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

... after failing on Broadway

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

singing it my way

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


made everybody run away

 

not willing to pay

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

even for the matinee

 

At home they'll stay

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

watching televised games play

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

somewhere in May

 

with HD display

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


on a holiday

 

touring Zimbabwe

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

in historic old Bombay

 

Sharon Talson

10 Years Ago

love this wordplay

 

Why? Who can say?

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


except the stingray?

 

Jane McIlroy

10 Years Ago

for sale on eBay

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

a singing blue jay

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

paying its way

 

on the road to Mandalay

(-1 next time)

 
 
 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


something's wrong! Mayday! Mayday!

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

DON'T GO TO MANDALAY...!

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

on a fine summer mayday

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

or someone may waylay

 

along the way

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

during the day in May

-1 next time

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

I confess, - I capitulated

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

Better go in December

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


a trip you'll remember

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

so hot it'll simmer

 

making you much slimmer

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


your skin will shimmer

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

Answer to my capitulation ?

 

in for the duration!

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

at yhe united nations

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

Which, having an infestation

 

of purple shelled Crustacean

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


they're causing skin irritation

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

at Victoria's Secret Love Station

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

source of much imitation

 

and certainly no sophistication

 

Gershwin Smud

10 Years Ago

she said without reservation

 

and no hesitation

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


despite all the intimitation

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

across this great nation

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

filled with infatuation

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

of the forestation

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

Making an accusation.

 

in other words, imputation

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

on problems with constipation

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago



try a doctor consultation

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

instead of unnecessary frustration

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


and any further de-regulation

 

or complete evacuation

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

after his flatulation

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

Methane escaping, causing embarrassisation

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

I suggest effecting cessation

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


that'll cause a burning sensation

(- 1 next time)

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

Scratching the flea infestation

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


that needs further investigation

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

resulting in jury sequestration

 

resulting in total isolation

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


and lack of conversation

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

about a certain nation

 

and selling information

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

for no sensation

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


in the Indian Reservation

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

for no preservation

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

gets them promotion

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


without much emotion

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

despite tons of devotion

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

Driving to Bus StOtion





( so my mind left my body )

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


your brain shows corrosion

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

since fireworks explosion

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

resulting in a building implosion
-1 next time

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


and piles of rubble

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

they do spell trouble

 

Jane McIlroy

10 Years Ago

fire burn, cauldron bubble

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


nothing's left but a puddle

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

but through, we'll muddle

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

with a new poodle

 

Jane McIlroy

10 Years Ago

hot dogs with noodles

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

and oodles of doodles

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

and apple struddles

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


topped with whipped cream

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

bright as a sun beam

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

on a stream

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

just like a dream

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

about paper. One ream.

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


Isn't that pretty extreme ?

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

but also supreme !

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

and for the cat - cream

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


4 words - or SWAT team !!

(4 is not a word - it's a number :-)

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

Counting numbers is extreme









( I'm hankering sompin fierce for sister Jackie,
wonder if shes busy tonight. )

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

Gene is cruisin' tonight !!

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


his pants ... too tight !!!

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

he's ready to fight

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

fight for what's right

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


having a big appetite

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

pursuing pleasure in spite

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

whilst drinking his Sprite

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


that fights his cellulite

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

and ruins his night

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

Y'all may be right ; (








I still got a yen
for some little hen
to come to my pen
..........again. ; )

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


you are still dynamite !

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

And a shining knight!

 

Ankya Klay

10 Years Ago

in armour so bright!

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

like a red-eye flight

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


at 100 degrees Fahrenheit

 

Andrea Realpe

10 Years Ago

He lost the fight!

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


But let's be polite

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

See...he just might

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

be right

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

so let's all ignite

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

Ignite the eternal flame !







of friendship

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

don't burn the frame

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


that would be lame!

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

then who's to blame?

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

don't call my name






( as the 1 to blame)

 

the name's the same

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

it's still Pudden Tame

 

Allen Lefever

10 Years Ago

So what's your game?

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

ask the dame

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

she's such a shame ;(

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

her conversation is lame

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


it's almost a pain

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

it'll drive you insane

 

your interest will wane

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

like a broken cane

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

with a coffee stain

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


made from polyurethane

 

Allen Lefever

10 Years Ago

sprouting a shriveled brain

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

& what shall we gain

 

looks of distain

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

and being called insane

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


like a freaking hurricane

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

yet, we will remain

 

Allen Lefever

10 Years Ago

and necks will crane

 

and muscles will strain

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

but all's in vane

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


it doesn't even entertain

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

passengers on a train

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


it's way to profane

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago

.

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

no use to complain

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


about his Great Dane

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

who is not sane

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


but big and cute

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

that does not compute

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

but it'll sure toot

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


he's not a mute

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

To this, I Salute !

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

i don't give a hoot
-1 next

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


better play the flute

 

Gershwin Smud

10 Years Ago

Christine...Did you poooooooot ?

; (

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

aw shoot

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

you old coot

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

old with young root

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


Gersh, you're a brute!

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

a 21 bun salute?

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


That would be cute!

 

Jane McIlroy

10 Years Ago

the point is moot

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

A moot, cute glute!

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

G'mornin, Root-a-toot !

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

much is astute

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

and making a stink

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


the ship may sink

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

but I don't think ....

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

we should blame Wink

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


who is a shrink

 

Elizabeth S Zulauf

10 Years Ago

who likes to drink

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

and has a kink

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


his shirt is pink

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

& he wears a mink

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


on the ice rink

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

what will people think?

 

Danny Rinaldelli

10 Years Ago

Does he stink?

 

Jane McIlroy

10 Years Ago

try not to blink

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

just give a wink

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

and refill your ink

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

while in the clink

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


down in Guantanamo Bay

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

and sleeping on hay

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

at night, crying by day

(used on credit)

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


together with JJ

 

Danny Rinaldelli

10 Years Ago

Who wears a hat

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

plump and fat

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

he aint all that

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

just a happy cat

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

who knows where its at
minus next time

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

we need to chat

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


about our habitat

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

and this and that

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

and avoid a spat

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


with the stubborn bureaucrat

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

or a naughty democrat

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


who's not an aristocrat

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

but looking rather fat

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

like a dirty rat

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

but for all that

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

the earth isn't flat

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

earth IS flat, says Matt






( I had saved up the word 'IS' )

 

Elizabeth S Zulauf

10 Years Ago

He's such a brat!

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

like Cat inda Hat

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


mischievous like Dr. Seuss

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

whose writings are loose

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

while playing the floose

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

like a drunk mongoose

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

Lets call a truce...

 

Gershwin Smud

10 Years Ago

Jackie likes to spruce ; )

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

with a guy named Bruce

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

with a guy named Bruce
sorry - double post

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

who was so obtuse

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


he had no 'juice'

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

He practiced Artist abuse

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

claiming he's a recluse

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


but there's no excuse!

 

Jane McIlroy

10 Years Ago

for cooking a goose

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

or for shooting a moose

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

It'll earn a noose

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

then hung from noose

 

with body all loose

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

and dancing the tango !

 

Elizabeth S Zulauf

10 Years Ago

while eating a mango

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

and fishing Lake Ilopango

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

waiting to see Rango

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


or was that Rambo?

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

Don't know

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

don't worry, be happy

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

That was snappy !

 

and a bit sappy!

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

Why do I feel Crappy ?

; (






new math
My last 2 posts = 8 words.

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

counting makes you unhappy

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


or probably you're a fatty?

(-1 next time)

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

or someone's sugar daddy

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

tango-ing with some baddy !

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

Whose name is Haddie

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

who is a caddie

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

the sister of Maddie

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


and sweet Abbie

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

married to a cabbie

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

...she calls him "Daddy"

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


because he's so manly

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

in thongs designed by Danly

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

moldeld by stanley

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

he wears them grandly

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

with Asian Man-Lee

 

while walking to Mississippi

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

Stopping frequently to pee

 

Elizabeth S Zulauf

10 Years Ago

while declaring a decree...

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

in five... four... three...

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

How do I love thee ?









Let me count the ways... 1,.....1,.... 1, .....

 

Are you on one knee?

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


like a parolee ?

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

who needs some tea

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

scratching at fleas

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

while eating peas

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

what a tease

 

Get a life!

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

and a wife

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

you need some strife !!!

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

and a knife

 

Elizabeth S Zulauf

10 Years Ago

So play the fife.

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

and beat the drum

 

drink the rum

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

and take a tum

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

looking like a bum

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


hiding behind his mom

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

His mum is dum

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

beating on a drum

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

until she's numb

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

and shakes, rattles and hums

 

her legs staying plumb

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

eating bread crumbs

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


lives in the slums

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

smelling like bums

 

experiencing emotional doldrums

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

bathing children in cauldrons

 

Elizabeth S Zulauf

10 Years Ago

Like a knight wearing pauldrons

 

Gershwin Smud

10 Years Ago

Or knights wearing condoms







( at night )

 

instead of fighting dragons

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

Dragons tail waggons !

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

drinking wine from flagons

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

like age old pilgrims

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

talking like John Wayne

 

jumping off a train

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

and experiencing such pain

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


that he gets insane !

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

Barking like a Great Dane ...

-1 credit

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

parachuting from a plane

 

causing an enormous stain

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

in his bloomers again

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

Buy some Clorox....again!

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

she said with disdain

 

taking off into the rain

(-1 next)

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

to catch her train

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


to Madrid in Spain

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

somewhere in the plains

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


where they play games

 

calling each other names

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

& playin wit da dames

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

they're hotter then flames

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

their differences & ' sames '

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


until someone complains

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

about flooding the Thames.

 

and rejected insurance claims

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

even when it maims

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

their scrawny old frames

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

broken leg and lame

 

in the name of fame

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

Nothin like a dame !

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


who has no brain

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

while watching Citizen Kane

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

Rose Bud in rain...

 

tears down the drain

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


Why that? Please explain!

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

because of eye strain

 

and she was vain

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

travelling Oriental Express train

 

to obliterate her pain

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


sucking on a sugarcane

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

exiting at park lane

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

with a great dane

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

it barks at Jane

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

with his standing mane

 

it's hard to explain

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

standing in the rain

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

it hurts my brain

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


certainly too much cocaine

 

Candice Floyd

10 Years Ago

Isn'tt that a shame!

 

Candice Floyd

10 Years Ago

Isn'tt that a shame!

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

It's really lame

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

you seem sooooo tame!

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

with little fame

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

I've been framed!

 

Elizabeth S Zulauf

10 Years Ago

and also been shamed.

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


so he proclaimed

 

but according no blame

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

because she's his flame

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


wrapped up in a chain

(-1 next time)

 

for using her brain

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

and being so vain

 

driving people insane

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

like an old wain

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

standing in the rain

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

On a Plain in Spain

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

can you please explain

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

all about that stain

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

I complained invane

 

it becomes a strain

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

and me it drains

 

wiser not to complain

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

working a crane

 

one has to refrain

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

your energy will wane

















fugittol

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


according to Mark Twain

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

who enjoyed fine grain

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

popped pills killed pain

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


painfree was his aim

 

writing was his game

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

every word the same

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

his plots were tame

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


and somewhat boring

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

especially while snoring

 

he's known for ignoring

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

and sometimes luring

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

victims to his den

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

Like fox luring hen









Come into my finance company, ... I'd like to get you aloan.

 

He does what he can

(1- next time)



Gene, you are such a devil!

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

that's his devious plan

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

I'm just a man

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


with a blue caravan

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

They call him Sam

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

eats ham

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

Sam & ham I am

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

open up the jam

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

pump it up, ma'am.

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

but please don't cram

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


So many suggestions! Damn !

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

a blowed up cam

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

just from eating Spam

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


and crap from Sam

 

Sharon Talson

10 Years Ago

a question for Dan

(when can we see some of your work?)

 

Sam's cooking with Pam

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


but she loves Abraham

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

whose nickname is Sam-the-Sham

 

he decided to scram

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


the inventor of Sham-WOW

 

Allen Lefever

10 Years Ago

who loved kung pao

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

last night, or now ?

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

from chicken or cow?

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

ready for chow

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

i say how
(I don't know if my work'll fit. More stock than fine art.)

 

Faye Giblin

10 Years Ago

Well I'm full now

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


it's too fatty anyhow

 

go feed the sow

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

Whose the sow now ?

 

Gershwin Smud

10 Years Ago

... Firework's ! ..... POW ! ... POW ! .... POW !

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

WOW!

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


What big boom!

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

Get outta my room!

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


With whom?

 

you! I assume!

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

Need a new broom

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

see you soon

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

around sometime next june

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

at night, full moon

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


when the roses bloom

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

and the skiers fume

 

watching the campfire's plume

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

in the evening's gloom

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

I'm hankerin for sume








( ice cream )

 

Gershwin Smud

10 Years Ago

MerryHelen'll be my doom

: > }

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


because of her perfume

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

and working loom

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

she's weaving a groom

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

Muellers, - Sisters from womb !





( are twins really wombmates ? )

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


riding on a broom

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

New one, I presume.

 

Jane McIlroy

10 Years Ago

sweeps cleaner in room

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

then zips off - zoom

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

like flowers in bloom

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

not all gloom and doom

 

certainly brightening the room

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


during their honeymoon

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

In June

 

which is ending soon

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

flew by - it's July!

 

you're right, never lie

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

always eat pie

 

end with a sigh

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

like a fire fly

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

Blinking, - flying so high !

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

the time is nigh

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

the Sweet by & by

 

makes the ladies cry

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

Sad...don't know why

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

maybe a bit shy ?

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

makes you want to buy

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

a new suit & tie

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

That ain't no lie

 

give it a try

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

It's hot ! You'll fry !

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

So hot, my-O-my !






( They said we could fry an egg on the sidewalk yesterday, but it took me 2 hours to move the stove out there )

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

cry,cry.cry

 

the neighbors will pry

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


in order to verify

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

Yes, they all spy .

 

Gershwin Smud

10 Years Ago

... and so do I !
: >)

 

ever ask, WHY?

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

give a big sigh

 

drink a shot of rye

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

my oh my

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

give it a try

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

by and by

 

don't get high!

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

just give a sigh

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

then get a life

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

not high maintenance wife

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

Lifes a 2-edge knife

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

play the fife

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

and ignore the strife

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


in'da drive through drive

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

we must all strive

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

To stay alive

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

like a bee hive

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

don't take a nose dive

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

you won't arrive alive

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

for Saturday night live

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

which airs in five

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


on local TV

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

so says she

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

and me

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

But how sayeth thee?

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

I'll wait and see

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

...Alas ! ... Do not flee !







So many lassies fleeth from me. ; (
What window I breaks in yonder light ?

 

why would that be?

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


because of his degree

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

Thy giveth the 3rd-degree ?







"Where fart thou Juliett ? "

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

A degree in cyprus knees

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

like ring of keys

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

and sting of bee

 

disturbing your zzzzzzzzzs

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

6 edible panties please !







( Thats why I have 6-pack abs )

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

Gene....you're such a tease!

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

and carmin to squeeze

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

but mind the fleas

 

Jovica Kostic

10 Years Ago

no more words please

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

333 33333 3333 3333333333

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

i'm going to sneeze

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

Notice all the THREE's ?...... ^

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

I aim to please

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

smile I said: cheese

 

wait! i have to sneeze!

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

You cut cheese Louise ?

 

Kylie Sabra

10 Years Ago

Pleaes send a breeze.

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


so we can freeze

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

the slumber partiers' panties

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

just getting ready for striptease

(used one credit)

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

As everybody leaves

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

I hear a wheeze

 

repeat that please!

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

in Fun Game 23

 

that's the missing key

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


to set you free

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

... as a busy bee

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

being chased by flees

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

wearing well worn dungarees

 

crawling on your knees

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

through all that sleaze

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


flees from fleas infested fleece?

(had 1 good)

 

Gershwin Smud

10 Years Ago

surrender the knickers, Berneice ! .......... ; )

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

what a tease

 

it makes me wheeze!

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

and causes such un-ease

 

call a Doctor, please!

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


one with degrees !

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

in making artisan cheese

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

served to actress Reese

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

With a withered spoon

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

creating a clanging tune

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

light of full moon

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

and a dancing raccoon

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

turns out it's a baboon

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

singing like a loon

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

My, how they croon ; )

 

on that moonlit dune

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

Morning comes too soon

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


in June

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


in June

 

Gershwin Smud

10 Years Ago

... for crooner Pat Boone.





especially in June

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

sings like a coon

 

Gershwin Smud

10 Years Ago

looks like a baboon

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


shot with a harpoon

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

manufactured by a goon

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

Named Kum Tu Zune

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

singing "ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM!!"

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

"...in your boom boom"

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

Go to your roooooom !

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

and hide that broom

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

make sound like zooooooooom !

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

while shaking their plume

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

...and swinging their shagnastication

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

say what?!?!

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

NO shagnastication.....I'm on vacation

(I owe one next time)

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

at locations they shun

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


Jackie's not a nun !

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

She's here for the puns


-1 credit

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

this is really fun

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

Here comes the sun ! ; )

 

time for a run

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

hot dog on a bun

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

No thanks. Had one

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

because the songs sung

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

had him hung

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


made me so numb

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

smart not dumb

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

smart as a bumb

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


with a huge bump

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

On his rump

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

while in the dump

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

sitting on a stump

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

with a case of mumps

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

He needs penicillin

 

it might kill him

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

with formaldehyde fill him

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


OK! Let's begin!

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

with a grin

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

and bottle of gin

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

sure that's not a sin

 

not for a has-been

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

trying a comeback again

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

is that a shark fin

 

that shark won't win

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


because he can't swim

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

the shark named Kim ?

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

name is Tim

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

2 sharks, Tim & Kim









twins

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

neither one can swim

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

i rather not be them

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


neither now nor then

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

do they eat hen?

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

one with broken fin

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

in a pen

 

when they can

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

gobble up a pelican

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

Main course, is a man









 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

made masterpiece of an

 

Pix For Fun

10 Years Ago

incredibly large trash can

 

Faye Giblin

10 Years Ago

full of mouldy ham

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


bought by the kilogram

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

aall they can cram

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

at hoover dam

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

the torpedoes.....full speed....

 

Jane McIlroy

10 Years Ago

some bodies will bleed

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

that they don't need

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


get on your feet !

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

time for a treat

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


something yummy to eat

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

take a seat

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

don't eat the seat !

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

keep the beat

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

with your tapping feet

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

try to keep it neat

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

without using a cheat

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

or cleats

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

to tenderize your meats

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

then repeat

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


the same old misdeed

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

grown from a seed

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

into the evil weed

 

Barbara St Jean

10 Years Ago

then do a good deed

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

join twitter and tweet

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


and cause a stampede

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

which will only lead

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

to an unfortunate need

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

to pen a screed

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

only if you suceed

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

while wearing a tweed

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

overcoat and vest

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

only in the west

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

And doing your best

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


then you'll be blessed

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

when you confess

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

to that horrible mess

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


of missed success

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

while wearing a dress

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

and all the rest

 

Jennifer Ford

10 Years Ago

Smiling all in jest

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

don't take the test

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

stay in the nest

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

with a girl named Tess

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

The Untouchable, Elliott Ness .

 

have yourself a rest

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


or you'll get depressed

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

Trumans First Lady Bess

 

always wore a dress

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

like Hoover under stress

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


caused by the press

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

surely you jest

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

which caused press distress

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

I detest

 

let's digress

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

Okay. Talk about Fess

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

You mean Fess Parker ?

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

and things get darker

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

for Peter Parker

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

who used a marker

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

instead of eye shadow

 

to block the window

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

couldn't see her halo

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

playing the celo (unsure of spelling)

 

hands shaking like Jell-o

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

enjoying wine feeling mellow

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

I'm a mellow fellow

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

it's in your genes........

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

he never makes scenes

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

eats tons of beans

 

Jane McIlroy

10 Years Ago

and healthy greens

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

his system it cleans

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

lean, mean fighting machine

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

with shiny boots

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

stepping over roots

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

and costing lotsa loots

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

as owls give hoots

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

off on the wrong foots

 

like a proud old coot

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

singing "rooty toot toot"

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

in his grey-flannel suit

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

a crusty old coot

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

with eye of newt

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


like an old prostitute

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

who won't dilute

 

her thoughts, they're astute

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

on that, i stay mute

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

but wash your fruit

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

of the looms....

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

there is gloom and doom

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

like in a tomb

 

for the uneducated groom

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

with lack of room

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

to run away

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

or to stay

 

he stays, he pays

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

he pays, he plays

 

Gene Gregory

10 Years Ago

on these Summer days

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

there are other ways

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

to round up strays

 

King Mustafia

10 Years Ago

I apologize for mistake
ask Abbie Shore to
not ban me for a
year.
please
and
thank you


King will obey rules Jackie



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Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

King.....must obey rules!

(Your Majesty.....er.....ah....I'm not used to talking to a king.....)

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago

Gene, Gersh, Mustafia or how ever you're calling yourself ... please keep your 'distractions' out of this thread.
Thank you.

As Jackie already said:
King.....must obey rules!

or
go back to schools!

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

King thinks he's cool

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

swimming in a pool

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

acting as a fool

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

he likes to drool

 

wanting to be cool

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

never uses a tool

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

what does he rule?

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

a obnoxious mule

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

and the bathroom stool

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

he ain't no fool

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

could be a ghoul...

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

acting real cool

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


sometimes, and sometimes not !

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

especially when it's hot

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

on his FarmVille plot

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

while smoking pot

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

and coughing a lot

 

his shorts in'na knot

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

and his dog Spot

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

who'se never been caught

 

digging up root rot

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


started to dance foxtrot

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

dressed in pokadots

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

of white and green

 

devoid of sheen

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

but I've never seen

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

a yellow submarine

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


in a narrow stream

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

sounds like a dream

 

maybe I should scream

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

or have some ice-cream

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

confusing....it would seem

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


not for the queen

 

she uses her 'bean'

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


which works like a machine

(-1 next time)

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

turns her hair green

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

or maybe more aquamarine

 

it's quite a scene

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


it's almost obscene

 

now don't be mean

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


or ... there's the guillotine !!!

 

what, is it halloween?

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

dressing like a teen

 

obviously a has-been

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

on a movie screen

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


with too much caffeine

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

like a java bean

 

too jittery and keen

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

Is her name Irene?

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

a sultry siren

 

who's secretly been acquiring

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

documentation for hiring

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


someone she's deeply admiring

 

but suddenly she's conspiring

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

sees faulty wiring

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

that'll soon be expiring

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


and start firing

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

those who are un-inspiring

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


Poof! And they'll be gone !
(Had 1 credit)

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

each a gone pecan

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


lost on the lawn

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

they cannot go on

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

otherwise it's a con

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


in a beauty salon

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

with hair stylist Rrrron

(Roll the R)

 

who's shaped like a swan

(-1 next time)

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


so's his boss, Sean!

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

they both look wan

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


like a ghost

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

ship off the coast

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

coast with the most

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

says the Washington Post

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

reading it with toast

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

they like to boast

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


so do most

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

causing an over dose

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

coast to coast

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

news is all bad

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


and most often sad

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

sometimes even rad

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

turning into a fad

 

David Munroe

10 Years Ago

this game is really bad

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


it'll drive you mad !

 

I play on I-pad

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

Not Android? Too bad.
:)

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


They're cheap in Carlsbad

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

using both Android & iPad

 

I think you're mad

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

it's ironclad

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

backed by his dad

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

classic cars he had

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

Thought he was bad

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

worse than a cad

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


in a virgin's bed

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

caressing her hirsute head

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

she blushed - turned red

 

Carolyn Marshall

10 Years Ago

and quickly ran away.

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

She was gone all day




-1 credit

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

but always at play

 

never wanting to stay

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


in a filthy hideaway

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

because she's no pig

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

keeps a clean rig

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

has birds on a twig





(used one credit)

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


that grows a fig

 

lodging in her wig

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

and dances a jig

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

and packing a Sig

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


that's pretty sick!

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

her wig looks slick

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


Is she a lunatic ?

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

or just being dramatic?

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

or a fashion fanatic?

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

or even romantic?

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

maybe she's just ticklish.....

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


ticklish like a catfish

 

Amber Summerow

10 Years Ago

or ridged like a Starfish.

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

mistakenly dating a knish

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

a delightfully handsome dish

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


from the Jewish

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

and kinda shlemiel-ish

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


and also kind of blue-ish

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

that's precisely her wish

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

(Did the end of the world happen, and I missed it????? Is there still an earth beyond my horizon????)

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


The earth is here :-)

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

I was busy, dear

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


Let's have a beer !

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

do not shed a tear

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

but only fear

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

so far, yet so near

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

much like first gear

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

did you hear?

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

it was so sheer

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


but spikes her career

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

spiked like Madonna's brassiere.....

 

stuck in someone's ear

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

now they can't hear!

 

the music, I fear

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

or people who cheer

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


needs a repair-engineer

 

Richa Sharma

10 Years Ago

Then start search here

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


and use the blogosphere

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

if the coast is clear

(3 words next time)

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

like a wild hare

 

hopping here and there

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


enjoying the fresh air

 

without a worldly care

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

looking debonair

 

Linda Mungerson

10 Years Ago

but what's so strange?

 

Linda Mungerson

10 Years Ago

but what's so strange?

 

Linda Mungerson

10 Years Ago

but what's so strange?

 

Linda Mungerson

10 Years Ago

but what's so strange?

 

Linda Mungerson

10 Years Ago

sorry what happen?

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

repetitions - for a change

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


We need to rearrange !



No problem, Linda. Happens all the time.
If you have the feeling that the page "hangs" just there and nothing happens after you hit 'Submit' .... DO NOT hit "Submit" again, and don't click the back button either.
Just close the window and when you open it again you'll see that your post has posted.

 

Linda Mungerson

10 Years Ago

you got that right

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


but space is tight

 

we'll wait all night

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

but we won't fight

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

it wouldn't be right

 

Jane McIlroy

10 Years Ago

to fly a kite

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

with the line so tight



-1 credit

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

it would nearly bite

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

your hand then smite

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


and quickly lose height

 

then revive the fight

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


with clouds, so white

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

right makes might

 

the kite took flight

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

at early light

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

over a sparkling bright

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

glass of Budweiser Lite

 

that's quite a sight

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

just exactly at midnight

 

the kite has a light

-1 next time

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

for it's magnificent flight

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


watching is a delight !

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

from the proper height

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

there's no bight

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

but lots of blight

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

to left or right

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

hidden out of sight

 

string so tight

 

.....

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


it's 100 degrees fahrenheit

 

my thermometer ain't right

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


check it again tonight

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

can't - it's outta sight

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


so access is denied

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

the lines are fried

 

Jane McIlroy

10 Years Ago

let's go and hide

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

Just watch you sides

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

no rip tides

 

but watch for slides

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

and Diners and Dives

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

that give you hives

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

and ruin our lives

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


Let's see who survives

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

without duelling with knives

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

or guns or swords

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


but only with words

 

scaring the birds

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


so they fly backwards

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

searching for cow herds

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

things kinda becoming absurd

 

that's what I heard

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

from the old nerd

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

he's so self-assured

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

cannot be cured

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


in his blue miniskirt

 

covered in dirt

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

thinks he's a flirt

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


he's way too extrovert

 

so says his tee-shirt!

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

We must be alert

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


to get away unhurt

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

unlike poor old Bert

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

or rich curt

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

being major introverts

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

afraid of wearing mini-skirts

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

sending out an alert

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

wash away infectious dirt

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

as in sanitize

 

both mind and eyes

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

But don't they realize

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


that it's not wise

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

when he cries

 

to swallow flies

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

because then he dies

 

NOW, there are cries

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

and no more lies

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


from all the guys

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

wearing argyle plaid ties

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


and eating fatty fries

 

that go to their thighs

-1 next

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

thereby increasing their size

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

and shortening their lives

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

when walking into a bee hive
(gotta work hard with 2 over)

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

to get some honey

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

that's rather funny

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

don't bet my money

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

just a bunny

 

Jetje Walachia

10 Years Ago

Perfect size for my Gunny.

 

Jetje Walachia

10 Years Ago

Perfect size for my Gunny.

 

Jetje Walachia

10 Years Ago

Perfect size for my Gunny.

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

if the weather's sunny

 

and you have money

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


and your nose isn't runny

(-1 next time)

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

stay healthy said Bunny

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

whilst writing, shun 'E'

 

Jane McIlroy

10 Years Ago

not asy to do

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

said the bear Pooh

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

while tying his shoe

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

and wearing a tutu

 

his friends screaming 'BOO!'

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

BOO - Honey Boo Boo

 

Jetje Walachia

10 Years Ago

He did what he ought not to do

 

Jetje Walachia

10 Years Ago

He did what he ought not to do

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

He knew his crew

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


they wouldn't screw

 

as others might do

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

til they turn blue

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

and smoke, when through

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


with the rendezvous

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


:-(

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

with one or two

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

friends of sister Sue

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


who landed a coup

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

with Cinderella's glass shoe

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

haloween's coing - so boo

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

please use the loo

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


for your goo

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

is that something new

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


I thought you knew.

 

it stinks, phew!

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

Oops! On my shoe

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

you'll need a crew

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

Oh! Shame on you!!!

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

don't call it stew

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

call it p-ewww

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


feed it to the kangaroo

(-1 next time)

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

living in Timbuktu

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

under a strict curfew

 

not meant for you

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


Is that true?

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

the tale that grew

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

until we all knew

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

who did who......

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


in the pew

 

it melted the glue

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

is that true?

 

stuck to her shoe

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

that sucks - boo

 

even scared the gnu

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

and the yoga guru

 

he followed his cue

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

and went to Peru

 

cooked up a stew

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


which was his break through

(-1 next time)

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

when it turned blue

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

I prefer green

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

that sounds mean

 

Jane McIlroy

10 Years Ago

what do you mean?

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

it must be obscene

 

you got it, ol'bean!

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

an 'Os-crik' has-been

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

the act is fin

 

Os-Crik is Blue-Corner's kin

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

Right chance! I'm in!!!!

 

that combination will win

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

chances are pretty slim

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

if the lighting's dim

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


go to the gym

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

you'll be looking trim

 

now go for a swim

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

with sexy Kim

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

out on a whim

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

acting prissy and prim

 

her thoughts are grim

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


about pretty much everything

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

she started to sing

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

about that merciless Ming

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

that sounded like Bing

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

got caught in-a sting

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

flew way on bird wings
-1 next

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

feeling like a king

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

who lost everything

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

that was last Spring

 

now, she's got bling

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

and boy, can she sing!


-1 credit

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

but still an't sing

 

her arm's in'na sling

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

she was havin-a fling

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

with a ding bat

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

who was an aristocrat

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

(no, not like that!)

 

short, ugly and fat

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

Sitting, she went "splat"

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

on a clean mat

 

shared by a rat

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

chased by a cat

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

in a top hat

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


more like a diplomat

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

cat squashed rat flat

 

ruining the mat

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

and the carpet too

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

it's a real mess

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

cat refused to confess

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

with all this distress

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

all in jest

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

we really need rest

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

gotta do what's best

 

let's build a nest

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

somewhere out west

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


Is that a request?

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

put on that vest

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

to cover your chest

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

I know what's best

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

truly you jest,

 

that's really my quest

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

to follow that star

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

and steal his guitar

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

then hide in a bar

(used 1 credit)

 

listening to vicki carr

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

thinks she's a star

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


in the night sky

 

she hears a cry

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

and so do I

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

that ain't no lie

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

is she a spy?

 

she likes to pry!

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

the lid off things

 

only those with springs

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


from stuff that swimms

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

as told by the Grimms


-1 credit

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

they're all fairy tales

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

Fairies have tails?

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

yes similar to whales

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


Do they have scales ?

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

or even nails?

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

no, more like eels

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

that's the real deal

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

scales made of steel

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


same as snails

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

in water pail

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

and get paid scale

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

down in the dale

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

hiding face under veil

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

holding on to rail

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


before sending an email

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

anonymously accusing Mr. Dale

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

on habits to steal

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

the big wagon wheel

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

& making raw deals

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

in the land of seals
-1 next

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


driving an old automobile

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

made of rusty steel

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

riding on square wheels

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

and dining on banana-peels

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


paint starts to peel

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

on make-a-deal

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

for a trained seal

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


that needs a meal

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

like baked quail.

 

with a pint'o'ale

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

but it's stale

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

delivered by a snail

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


the snail is female

 

with an ingrown toenail

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

who relies on email

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

while in jail

 

Jane McIlroy

10 Years Ago

or out on bail

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

rain, snow or hail

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

this won't fail

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

to furl your sail

 

heading to Scottsdale

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

searching for Hot Male

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

big as a whale

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


on a monorail

 

who`s out on bail

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

and cannot fail

 

to moan and wail

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


about the hiking trail

 

and the feathered quail

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

with a wooden tail

 

all broken and frail

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


he's getting pale

 

and pelted by hail

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

hates the mail

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

then lets set sail

 

they're forecasting a gale

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

better eat some kale

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

along the trail

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

there's some on sale

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


over at the jail

 

Jane McIlroy

10 Years Ago

that's a tall tale!

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

better bring a pail

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

mine is from Yale

 

that kale is stale

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

that's because it's old

 

Jane McIlroy

10 Years Ago

don't be so bold!

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

it was kept cold

 

best way, I'm told

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

to prevent microorganisms untold

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

before it becomes twofold

 

knocking you out cold

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


better use Alka-Seltzer Gold

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

the tale unfolds

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago



about a woodsman's adventures

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

when loosing his dentures

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

in some risky ventures

 

that use subliminal lures

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

bringing you through doors

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

to unthinkable cures

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


on around-the world tours

 

to countries were it pours

(-1 next time)

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


which leads to flooding

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

and lots of loving

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

and very weird shoving

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


and lots of rubbing

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

followed by intense scrubbing

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


in a zinc bathtub

 

with a tiny bearcub

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

shaped decorative scented soap

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

tied like a rope

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


as used by the pope

(-1 next time)

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

Are you smoking dope?

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


not today, I hope !

 

that's how some cope

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


with their bad horoscope

 

they pretend to mope

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

as they gargle Scope

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


watching an antelope

 

Jane McIlroy

10 Years Ago

through an FAA loup

(ok, I know that doesn't rhyme, but hey, you can't have everything!)

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

as it groped

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


for a hole in loop

(it doesn't have to rhyme, Jane :-)

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

eatina a cantelope

 

Carol Hamby

10 Years Ago

spitting seeds in envelope

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


as seen under microscope

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

and heard with stethoscope

 

Carol Hamby

10 Years Ago

gosh down my throat

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

tastes like a goat

 

Jetje Walachia

10 Years Ago

All, in order, to hit the note.

 

that the musician wrote

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

on a fishing boat

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


while he was afloat

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

on the castle moat

 

Carol Hamby

10 Years Ago

dazzle from my aboad

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

are you speaking in code?
(-1 next time)

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


That's quite an episode !!!

 

Jane McIlroy

10 Years Ago

quite a la mode!

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

or, as Joe says,

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

"Don't be a Suarez"

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

emigrate to Juarez

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

and watch your fez

 

Eleanor Abramson

10 Years Ago

Flyaway fez sale today.

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


I'm on my way !

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

nothing more to say

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

and long I can't stay

-1 credit

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

Ride, I must. Away!

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

it'll take all day

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


that's okay !

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

just got my pay

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

so easy to sway

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

with the swingers!!! Ole!!!

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


In a Spanish cafe

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

where we like to play


-1 next time

 

I think we'll stay

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

at least for today

 

Phyllis Taylor

10 Years Ago

Time to make hay!

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

and collect our pay

 

then be on our way

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

to where? can't say!

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


Let's use the sleigh

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

it's not my forte

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


then better run away

 

singing Moonlight Bay

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


together with JJ

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

ok ok

 

Jane McIlroy

10 Years Ago

not quite au fait

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

hasn't been all day

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

month of May

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

I think I'll stay

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

to play inda hay

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


but don't go astray

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

to an opened cargo bay
-1 when i can

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

painted battleship gray

 

you'll rue that day

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

and people will say

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


hooray ! hooray !

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

what can they say

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

about yesterday?

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


that wasn't said today

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

on some kinda replay

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


without any delay

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

or tooth decay

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

or dealing on eBay!

 

made my hair gray

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

and my clothes fray

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

from a Blue-jay

 

hiding in the hay

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

you're making my day

 

ah, pppshaw, I say

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


Thank God it's Friday!!

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

go out and play !!!

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

and catch a ray

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

you look so pale

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


and oh so frail

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

that's too much detail

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

just drink some ale

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

Dark or pale?

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


dark will do

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

pale will too

 

I also like wine

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


every day at dinnertime

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

makes me feel fine

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


that's a good sign !

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

just DON'T drink mine !!!!!!!

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

that's over the line

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

straight line or sine?

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


the difference is benign

 

Jane McIlroy

10 Years Ago

if pickled in brine

 

Phyllis Taylor

10 Years Ago

Come rain or shine

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

standing by the shrine

 

covered completely with vines

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

causing many to whine

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

and then to decline

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


and finally to resign

 

which qualified as asinine

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

and certainly not divine

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

or even angelic

 

that's quite pathetic

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

but it's somewhat therapeutic

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


and needs cosmetic

 

replacement of vital parts

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

like rhythmically beating hearts

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

and strongly vibrated farts

 

sounding like fine art

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


that's very smart

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

(blows wheels off cart!)

 

tearing everything all apart

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

necessitating a total re-start

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


over at Wal-Mart

 

Where's the shopping cart

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


it was falling apart

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

shimmying off the chart

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

shaky from the start

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

like a thrown dart

 

straight into the heart

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


smelled like a fart

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

while shopping at WalMart

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


in Germany - Stuttgart

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

that doesn't seem smart

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

gives me a cramp

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

so I'll need a ramp
(1 less next time)

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


and a food stamp

 

before going to camp

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

forgot my safety lamp

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

my sock feels damp

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

no sox appeal.....

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


behind the steering wheel

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

staring like blue steel

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

at ice cold oatmeal

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

just like in jail

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


that's an interesting detail.

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

cooked in a pail

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

to no avail

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


for a blue whale

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

But becoming stale

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

needs lots of ale

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

happy I will feel

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


when you hear the Glockenspiel

(used 1 credit)

 

and the bells that peal

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

your ears will reel

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


like a ferris wheel

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

and over you'll keel

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

sounds so surreal

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

like chocolate covered veal

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

that's sure to fail

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

drink some more ale

 

you'll start loking pale

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

while walking thru hail

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

to get the mail

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


slow like a snail

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

to find what's on sale


-1 next time =}

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

then begin to bail

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

and unfurl the sail

 

major OOOPS'

 

with shipmate named Dale

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

who hates the scale

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

and begins to flail

 

pierced by a nail

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

he starts to wail!!

 

Ellen Ryan

10 Years Ago

please lower the sail!

 

but carefully, I'm frail

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


Then he chanted "Hail" !!!

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

fetch me the pail

 

my dinner was stale

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


with the Holy Grail

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

I feel so weak

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

It's strength you seek?

 

ya gotta eat leek

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


like the old Greek

 

who would guiltily peek

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

at a passerby's cheek

 

that is looking sleek

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

and not so meek

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

while up shits creek

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

a paddle I seek

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

seek you shall find

 

attack it from behind

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


that's very unkind

 

works in a bind

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

Stop! You'll go blind!

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

cure with lemon rind

 

and some witch hazel

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

along with Doodle Oil

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

Which causes a boil

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

cover it with foil

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

and start to toil

 

fertilizing the soil

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

with poop from gargoyle

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

& snippets from a mohel

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


those that are scrotal

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

Sounds kinda brutal

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

then start to doodle

 

a tiny little poodle

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

with a short noodle
(Couldn't resist that one!!! Sorry!)

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

then off baking strudel

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

and the whole kit-n-kaboodle

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

will bee really hungry

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

after copping a plea

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

But we will see

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


I agree !

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

now off enjoying tea

 

Bellesouth Studio

10 Years Ago

singing as I flee

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

on my shopping spree

 

just scraped my knee

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

with my car key

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

Oh fiddle-dee-dee!

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

just pay the fee

 

Bellesouth Studio

10 Years Ago

I bought a tree!

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


for your cousin Valerie

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

"Thank you", said she.....

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


while serving peppermint tea

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

oh me, oh me

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

I have acne

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


How bad is it?

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

I'm having a fit !!!!

 

Michele Embry

10 Years Ago

Now I'm miffed!

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


You'll get a gift!

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

oh that's nifty

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

for those over fifty

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

and not very thrifty

 

Bellesouth Studio

10 Years Ago

A gift from whom?

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


From everyone in the room

(-1 next time)

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

who's held a broom

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

after using a loom

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

to weave a tomb

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

into doom and gloom

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


like a typhoon

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

crazed at full moon

 

Bellesouth Studio

10 Years Ago

which shines on waves

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


and Neanderthal caves

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

and druggie raves

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

the sanity it saves

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

written on many graves

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

dead.....still misbehaves!

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

off to explore caves

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

with Dave

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

who survived a huge wave
(1 less next time)

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

after a food crave

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

and quick shave

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


he starts to behave

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

go see Dave

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

Dave's not here!

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


he's out, drinking beer

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


he's out, drinking beer

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

in his beach gear

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

with his auntie dear

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

and crying big tears

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

exacerbated by big fears

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

of ever enlarging ears

 

and teasing by peers

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

bad for careers

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

and evoking loud jeers

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


from the three musketeers

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

wearing Mickey Mouse ears

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

looking at fake deers

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

that look like Norman Lear


-1credit

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


who is citing Shakespeare

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

to everyone here

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

but I like Hemingway

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

Quote him here today

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

But what'd he say?

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

its a beautiful day

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

the sky is gray

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

and the elephant....pink !!

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

you think?

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

Like the kitchen sink !!

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


That's quite a stink!

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

But there's a link

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

in the drink

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

which tastes like zinc

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


it's medicine, says the shrink

(-1 next time)

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

brought from the brink

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


to save a life

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

of a woodsman's wife.....

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

with sharp surgeon's knife

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

he cut, causing strife

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

accidentally cutting her fife

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

and getting arrested

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

then DNA tested

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

before fully digested

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago



he loudly protested

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

that he had invested

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


as the bank suggested

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

He was fully vested

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

and quite interested

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

now exhausted! not rested!

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

his patience was tested

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

surly he jested

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

and finally confessed it..........

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

investigators must test it

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

the chef will zest it!


(used one of my credits)

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

he will contest it

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

while having a fit

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

and chomping at the bit


-1 credit

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

then resting a bit

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

while he sits

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

and his son visits

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

and has a Shlitz

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


while talking to Fritz

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

and knitting mitts

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago



for the neighborhood kids

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

whose hands are cold

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

their coats were sold

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

for an ounce of gold
(owe 1 word)

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

as truth is told

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


this story is old

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

and starting to mold

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

put on hold

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

that's quite bold

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

he's about to fold

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

that's what I'm told

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

guess you are sold

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


and totally uncontrolled

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

I can't be consoled

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


since he's not enrolled

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

stems from different mold

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

ices up when cold

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

mouse untouched - still scrolled

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

and ended up here

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

in the stratosphere

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


just above the troposphere

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

of the southern hemisphere

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

then lands here

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

lets get in gear

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

after a few beers

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

and the coast clears................

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

shed few tears

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

admitting our fears

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

and nightmares in careers

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


especially for engineers

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

and for all volunteers!!!

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

with too many tears

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

from tigers and giraffes

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

drinking from carafes

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

shouting out Cheers.

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

with micro-brewed beers

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

and unwanted wears

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

coming outa their ears

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


Keep them as souvenirs !

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

of long-lost old dears

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


and good old peers

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

with lascivious ogling sneers

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

through their veneers

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

as the end nears

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

and music blares

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

while the rapper stares

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

at the three bears

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


walking down the stairs

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

carrying their beach chairs

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


One of them swears

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

no one else cares

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

then they all leave

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

after getting a reprieve

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

from Steve

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

if you believe

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


that Steve is naive

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

and likes to cleave

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


then you're causing grief

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

for the ice-cream thief

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

and the police chief

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


who likes raw beef

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

on a grape leaf

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

surrounded by a reef

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

or a marble bas-relief

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

contrary to popular belief

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

she painted like O'Keeffe

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

every flower and leaf

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


then had an aperitif

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

decorated with a cloverleaf

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

in a fall motif

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


that caused lots'a grief

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

asking boxer or brief....

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

for some comic relief

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

he said, briefly, "Brief"

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

as in underwear ?

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

but do we dare?

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


or even care?

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

what we all wear?

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

let's be sincere

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

...the nudist jeered

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

and sneakily peered

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


and finally interfered

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

then ordered shaved beard

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

as they all stared

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

at the nudist.....bared

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

just what i feared

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

guess it looks weird

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

look at that beard!!!!!!

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

Which one??

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

Oops

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

right between the eyes

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

THAT wins the prize!

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


now he can socialize

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

and be idolize

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

now that jibes

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

but don't fraternize

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


and do not criticize

 

Phyllis Taylor

10 Years Ago

because its all lies

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

of course, you realize

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

when the hope dies

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

all your ambition flies

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

then no one tries

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

to become more wise

(OK - somebody - stop me!!!!)

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

than those other guys

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

who paint their skies

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

PINK !!!!

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


You need a shrink ?


(Jackie .... you are blooming :-) Go on :-)

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

eyes begin to blink

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


lower jaw to sink

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

muscles start to kink

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

hookers wearing mink

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

gotten honestly.....ya think?

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


Let's make a stink!

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

with a sausage link

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

and a cooling drink

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

wink, wink

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

pen is leaking ink

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

at the roller rink

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

the ink is blue

 

Phyllis Beiser

10 Years Ago

that covered my shoe

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


Is that really true?

 

Phyllis Beiser

10 Years Ago

I haven't a clue!

 

Jane McIlroy

10 Years Ago

said the blue kangaroo

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

while sniffing glue

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

with chocolate chips, too!

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

leaving behind slimy goo

 

Phyllis Beiser

10 Years Ago

Call the cleanup crew!

 

Phyllis Beiser

10 Years Ago

From Kalamazoo

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

they really know goo

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


and everything about you

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

like what is due

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


and your hidden tattoo

 

Phyllis Beiser

10 Years Ago

which goes to show

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


a herd of buffalo

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

isn't impressive to show

 

Jetje Walachia

10 Years Ago

High, is too low.

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

and fast...too slow

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

like a drunken crow

 

Phyllis Beiser

10 Years Ago

crashing into the snow

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

don't break a toe

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

For one never knows

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

as the wind blows

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

or the bell tolls

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


to all lost souls

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

dreaming of cinnamon rolls

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

and dancing trolls

 

Phyllis Beiser

10 Years Ago

Although these things are

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


all so bizarre

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

when seen from afar

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

darkly through a jar

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


like the evening star

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

singing at the bar

 

Phyllis Beiser

10 Years Ago

Strumming a guitar

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


eating expensive golden caviar

 

Phyllis Beiser

10 Years Ago

Smoking a cuban cigar

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

stroking his dueling scar

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


he got at a seminar

(-1 next time)

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

whilst viewing from afar

 

Jane McIlroy

10 Years Ago

in a fast-moving car

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

on a bridge to far
(using one of my surplus words :)

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


made from feldspar

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

imported specially from Madagascar

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


on a slave frighter

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

which is mightier

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

then the sword

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


mightier than Henry Ford

 

Phyllis Beiser

10 Years Ago

or a three-fold chord

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

even a shiny gourd

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

in a mental ward

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

gets a little bored

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

with all his hoared

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

from a Norwegian fjord

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

daily fixing his Ford

 

Phyllis Beiser

10 Years Ago

Great, he scored!

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


and gets a reward

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

on a silk cord

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

where his boats moored

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

mainly - he's bored

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

but never ignored

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

by his brother, Gord

 

Phyllis Beiser

10 Years Ago

He will surely reply

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


and peace is restored

 

Phyllis Beiser

10 Years Ago

(sorry guys, had a senior moment there!) We just did the (ored...)

But truth be told,

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

we're getting old

 

Phyllis Beiser

10 Years Ago

Truthful and cold
(lol)

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


with a heart of gold

(-1 next time)

 

Jane McIlroy

10 Years Ago

as yet unsold

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

But very bold

 

Josh Hopkins

10 Years Ago

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Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

@Josh - spamming is old

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

and stupid and cold

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

so I been told

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

this IS a scold.........

 

Phyllis Beiser

10 Years Ago

Don't be so bold!

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

Josh should be told...

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


to rot in hell

 

Phyllis Beiser

10 Years Ago

All is not well

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

what is that smell?

 

Phyllis Beiser

10 Years Ago

a spammer! do tell,

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

sound the death knell

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

Take aim and fire

 

Phyllis Beiser

10 Years Ago

this is getting dire!

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

down to the wire

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

cops we shall hire

 

Phyllis Beiser

10 Years Ago

Oh what will transpire?

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

music by Barry McGuire

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

don't make me perspire!!!!!

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

spammers we will fire

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

it's evidence we require

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

from cat of Cheshire

 

Jane McIlroy

10 Years Ago

bring pitchforks and clubs

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

NO car hubs

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

or laundry tubs

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

no rub-a-dub-dub

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

in the Jacuzzi hot-tub

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


with the tiger cub

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

escaped from strip club

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

where the pole-dancers play

 

Phyllis Beiser

10 Years Ago

From night to day

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

naked as a bluejay

 

Jetje Walachia

10 Years Ago

What happened to Jorge? (hor-hey)

 

Phyllis Beiser

10 Years Ago

Devoured by a moray!

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

just happened today!

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


He had to prepay

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

to be taken away.........

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


for an x ray

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

which took all day

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

to find his toupee

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

and tube of Ben Gay

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


whose future is gray

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

as a cloudy day

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

& a romp in the hay



-1 credit

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

that's fun and play

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


observed by the CIA

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

and the TSA

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

but not the PTA

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

so join the YMCA

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

I did that...yesterday!

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

sing with Robert Goulet ?

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


in the cabaret

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

where would I stay?

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

no-one should pay

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


for a b-j

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

at the YMCA

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


especially not in Bombay

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

not today

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

i'm going away

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


Oh no !!! Please stay !!!

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

but that's hearsay

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

what about your husband Ray
1 extra

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

he left with Fay

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


but isn't he gay ?

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

Yes, so is Fay!

 

Phyllis Beiser

10 Years Ago

Oy vay!!!

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

It will be OK

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

happens every day

 

Jane McIlroy

10 Years Ago

in forums on FAA

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


and elsewhere

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

do you really care

 

David Millenheft

10 Years Ago

If you havent made a sale

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

the farmer's in the dale

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


next to the monorail


************* Only 4 words or less, please. That's the rule of the game **************

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

pass or fail
made up for it

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

go to jail

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

without bail

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


shine or hail

 

Marlene Burns

10 Years Ago

snail or e mail

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

male or female?

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

Oh...what da hale

 

Jane McIlroy

10 Years Ago

(this isn't a contribution, but don't you just love it when you can tell somebody's accent from their post?) :-)

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

it's like reading braille

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

and cannot fail

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

to catch its tail

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


then drinks some ale


* I'll be gone until Wednesday next week. *
Enjoy the game and stay well :-)

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

Christine's hittin' the trail..........

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

she travels by rail?

 

Jane McIlroy

10 Years Ago

up hill down dale

 

Hong Cherh Ee

10 Years Ago

all through the hail

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

looking for a sale

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

of a hay bale

 

Marlene Burns

10 Years Ago

or a hay ride

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

Taken in stride

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

and abundance of pride

(good to see you, Marlene!)

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

pain in the side

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

more than I'll abide

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

while I'm alive

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

at fifty five

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

I think we'll survive

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

or take a nose dive

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

into a bee hive

 

Jane McIlroy

10 Years Ago

perish the thought!

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

look what i bought

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

some fish freshly caught

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

oh how they faught

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

made the line taut

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

freedom they sought

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

not what they got

 

Marlene Burns

10 Years Ago

but gaffed instead...

 

Phyllis Beiser

10 Years Ago

Right through thier head!

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

and eaten instead

 

Phyllis Beiser

10 Years Ago

of day old bread

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

by mean old Fred

 

Phyllis Beiser

10 Years Ago

And his dog ned

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

"So sad," Ned said

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

"I'm going to bed."

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

makes my face red

 

Marlene Burns

10 Years Ago

allergic reaction i bet....

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

you could be correct

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

that's my one defect!!!

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

that could easily intersect

 

Marlene Burns

10 Years Ago

my ego so big

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

let go my eggo

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

par-boiled in Prego

 

Marlene Burns

10 Years Ago

jackie, are you prego?

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

Marlene.....it's a no-no!!!!!!!

 

Phyllis Beiser

10 Years Ago

Alright girls, whoa, whoa!!!

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

it's only so so

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

Reckon we'll never know

 

Phyllis Beiser

10 Years Ago

who stopped the show

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

row row , row your boat
opps 1 over

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

put on your over-coat

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

resisting urges to gloat

 

Jane McIlroy

10 Years Ago

reminder, must take note

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

of navigating a rowboat

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

fae down and float

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

like some bloat

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

fatter than a billy-goat

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

or a nanny-goat

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

wearing Granny's coat

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

the women all doats

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

with electrified jolts.

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

from too many volts

 

Jennifer Fliegel

10 Years Ago

they become many dolts

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

like frolicking colts

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

do they molt?

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

like a vanilla float

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

in a castle moat?

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

yes I denote

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

a carry-around tote

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

used in the revolt

 

Jane McIlroy

10 Years Ago

mutiny on the boat

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

Made'em walk the plank

 

Phyllis Beiser

10 Years Ago

Starting in highest rank

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

competing with a wank

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

with a really bad stank


-1 credit

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

YOU ...... walk the plank!

 

Phyllis Beiser

10 Years Ago

twas just a prank!

 

Last who did.......sank!

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

Who should I thank?

 

Jane McIlroy

10 Years Ago

manager of the bank

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

riding in a tank

 

Marlene Burns

10 Years Ago

filled with tens

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

and 75 hens

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

That have the bends

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

and very few friends

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

that follow the trends

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

until the fad ends

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

& the message, it sends

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

the person that lends

 

Jane McIlroy

10 Years Ago

will always have friends

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

but no money

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

true....but very funny

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

that's right honey

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


I'll tell my mommy

 

Marlene Burns

10 Years Ago

i want snacks NOW

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


nuts and some cookies

 

Marlene Burns

10 Years Ago

then read some bookies

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

written by rookies





Welcome back Christine! Hope you had a wonderful trip

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


who are eating pastries


(Thanks for the welcome, Ron. I had a good time but I'm glad to be back home)

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

from Denmark

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


where all dogs bark

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

deep in the dark

 

Marlene Burns

10 Years Ago

recesses of your mind...

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


waiting for a spark

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

from Mr. Gable......Clark

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

or Tony Stark


(iron Man)

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


or even Twain ... Mark

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

this is not a lark

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

you get at K-Mart

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

in any shopping cart...

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

that comes apart

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


after a kick start

 

Nina Prommer

10 Years Ago

in the name of art

(used one credit)

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


with a bleeding heart

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

and a royal phart

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

causing others to part

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


That's pretty smart!

 

Marlene Burns

10 Years Ago

clear the air/room

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

rescue the heirloom

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


and all the perfume

 

Fran Riley

10 Years Ago

clandestine meeting in bathroom

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

makes serious suspicions loom....

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

might even go BOOM!!!

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


Lots'a damage, I presume.

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

leaving a large plume

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

and bodies to exhume

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


among them the groom

 

Fran Riley

10 Years Ago

Oh dear, the fumes

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

emanating from the blooms

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

of unopened tombs

 

Jane McIlroy

10 Years Ago

too much doom and gloom

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

Go to your room!!!

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


and get your costume

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

no time to fume!!

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

wherever it may loom

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


don't forget the balloon

 

Jane McIlroy

10 Years Ago

it's under the pontoon

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

used by the platoon

 

Marlene Burns

10 Years Ago

for sky way escapes

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

firing squad - for sure

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


according to the brochure

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

there's no cure

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


and there's no detour

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

except through the manure

 

Marlene Burns

10 Years Ago

a very stinky tour

 

Across a Scottish moor

 

Oops!

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

then turn right

 

Follow the white knight

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


into the bright light

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

don't stop to fight

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


during the domestic flight

 

Your goal's in sight

 

Jane McIlroy

10 Years Ago

gleaming in the moonlight

 

Marlene Burns

10 Years Ago

Like the north star

 

Looks near, yet far

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

It's a new car!!!!

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


It's a new Ford !!

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

with a long drop cord
-1 next time

 

Marlene Burns

10 Years Ago

American made? I'm bored....

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


European we can't afford

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

please no-one that snored

 

oh, praise the Lord

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

who we all adoer

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

now....about that car

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


with an integrated bar

 

it will take you far

-1 next time

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

to your own star

 

Devoid of war

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

to its very core.

 

Jane McIlroy

10 Years Ago

now shut the door

 

Don't look back anymore

 

Marlene Burns

10 Years Ago

step on the gas!

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


make the engine roar !

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

pedal to the floor

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

and say bonjour

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


fasten seat belt secure

 

Better lock the doors

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

praying on all fours!!!

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


to open the stores

 

Marlene Burns

10 Years Ago

is black friday here?

 

Pop open a beer

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

pleasd do not lear

 

And Don't ever sneer

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

and have no fear

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

oh dear o dear

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

buck or doe

 

Phyllis Beiser

10 Years Ago

Like I should know?

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

Where do I look?

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


Start in your pocketbook

 

It's in the breakfast-nook

 

Jane McIlroy

10 Years Ago

hanging on a hook

 

Inside is a book

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

that has been took

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


by a heartless crook

 

He'll burn in Hell

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

like old hair gel

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


from the drug cartel

 

Under a witch's spell

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

his soul he'd sell

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


to please his mademoiselle

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

or William Tell

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

well. well

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


farewell, my friend, farewell

 

Sorry that you fell

 

Michael Simoneit

10 Years Ago

Flat in the well

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

in the farmer's dell

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

grab a pail

 

That plan might fail

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

and end up in jail
(using a surplus :)

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

use snail mail

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


to post bail

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

stop sitting on your tail

 

Time to set sail

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


and get on the trail

(-1 next time)

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

do not fail

 

Michael Simoneit

10 Years Ago

Hope it doesn't hail

 

we can bail

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


yes, by email

 

Michael Simoneit

10 Years Ago

Or by snail mail

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

the farmers in the dell
-1 when i can

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


That sounds like hell !

 

Looking into the well

 

Phyllis Beiser

10 Years Ago

where refletions repel

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

truth they do tell

 

Jane McIlroy

10 Years Ago

apart from the smell

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

of the icky gel

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

sure smells like hell..........

 

That's life! Oh well!

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

Surely it won't sell

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

all well - that ends well
- 2 keeps adding uo

 

Golly gee! That's swell!

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

Then ring the bell!

 

O.k., let's not tell

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


and ignore this bagatelle

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

what's that smell

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


it's No5 by Chanel

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

found in the canal

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

don't be so banal....

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


better sing a chorale

 

Jane McIlroy

10 Years Ago

not before the interval

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

of the lonely liberal

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

caused by conservative drivel

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


starts to shrivel

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

and even dribble

 

Who gives a piddle?

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


Say it ! Don't wiggle !

 

John Ayo

10 Years Ago

she said in desperation

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

as she walked by

 

The odorous pig sty

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

"Why can't pigs fly?"

 

They just don't try

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

I wonder why....

 

Don't start to pry!

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


No need to verify!

 

Richard Rizzo

10 Years Ago

because it's a lie

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

& the lie will die

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

more will cry

 

Jackie Mueller-Jones

10 Years Ago

then pigs might fly.....!

 

Maybe, just not high

 

Marlene Burns

10 Years Ago

halfway to the sky.

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

& poo in your eye

 

Marlene Burns

10 Years Ago

ewwww
ewwww
ewwww
ewwww

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


Along comes a samurai

 

Ronald T Williams

10 Years Ago

who thinks he's sly

 

Dan Caskey

10 Years Ago

i'll ask why

 

He'll only sigh

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


because he's too shy

 

Marlene Burns

10 Years Ago

you'll make him cry

 

and that's no lie!

 

Alexandra Till

10 Years Ago


Did he say why?

 

This discussion is closed.