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As you watch the Super Bowl on Feb. 3, be sure to look for my blimp in the sky over New Orleans. It only cost me $775, million smackeroos, and hopefully worth every smack.
This should make me ever more famouser as I dangle from the bottle of the blimp, painting a picture of the big game. What do you think ?
Yes, I can see it now. Tens of people will see my blimp, look me up on the internet, and order my original paintings. I will be a hundredaire within a couple of weeks. One questions, should I through Smackeroos from the blimp? ( Smackeroos are tribal curency primarily used by a small country in the east.)
Now about the big game. Any predictions? I can tell you what the score will be before the game even starts. Zero to Zero, before it starts.
I think the Ravens will win, or it could be the 49'ers.
I hate football. I only watch for the ads......and your ad will definitely make it worthwhile. I am, as we speak, making popcorn and inviting all of my neighbors....excuse me, I am in Canada....neighbours to come and enjoy your blimpness. Keep a good grasp on that stretched canvas.....especially if you happen to land in the middle of a huddle.
Jackie... You have given me a brilliant idea ! I think it would be interesting to paint a stretched canvas while the cheerleader is still wearing it. Hmmmm it might be worth looking into.
I hope to have enough hot air to inflate my blimp and I will be heading to New Orleans on Monday. I will be carrying a couple of inflatable girls with me. Unlike the imaginary girlfriend of Manti Te'o, at least my girls have some substance to them, - be it plastic or not.''
If any of the ladies here want a hand painted Loin Canvas, please let me know.
What are the framed dimentions of the hand painted canvases you are referring to? I have some very large walls to cover....and I have some very tiny spaces to fill. It is very cold here where I live, so it is extemely difficult to think of anything in terms of large sizes.....
Bravo, Gene G., for your brilliant entrepreneurial enticements.
A few suggestions:
(1) Use the canvas to tie up the cheerleader and paint directly onto her skin, in a combination painting/performance art/ pornography "collaboration". Forget the hoped-for wardrobe malfunction - instead, just make it happen intentionally, as a part of the promo. You just can't beat the revenue generating power of socially engineered malfunctions.
(2) In conjunction with this, stage a protest-art happening, where you load a paintbrush and walk around crossing out all the numbers on the football players uniforms. And sign your name, while you're at it. Big time name exposure for YOU, as well as the other exposure that we have alluded to.
(3) Offer half-off beer and peanuts to all future games, for the person who successfully posts the most pics of your antics to YouTube. Chances are, nobody will take you up on the offer, so you can avoid this expense entirely, instead just going through the motions to appear legitimate.
Jackie, ... The head cheerleader IS the specialist ! Thats why they call her the "head" cheerleader.
Thanks Robert... Half - off on everything is what I had in mind.... even the cheerleaders.
I think the stadium is covered, so it will have to be an inside job. After my blimp deflates, I will have to get through the ticket line with nothing on but a loin canvas and a smile. ( at least thats my goal )
Get your pop-corn ready.... Its going to a SUPER day !