Press Release Anomalous Light Edition
May 12th, 2015 - Patterson, MO
DAWN SPERRY-ALLEN
Press Release: Anomalous Light Edition of the Eclipse Newzpaper
573-856-4005
muleicorn@windstream.net or realfakenews@yahoo.com
www.savetheunicorn.com
Patterson, MO May 2015
Beaming up the News!
Real Fake News™ is our trademark, with our reliable spotty newz coverage serving as a parody of the traditional news media.
The Anomalous Light Edition flies us to another dimension, one of questionable sightings with no sound! The Eclipse staff is excited about the landing of the Ozark UFO and are awaiting responses from readers, prescribers and real newspapers across the country in regards to this phenomenon.
We are continuing to take liberties of imaginative proportions by including new live action fotos, on-the-spot newz coverage (as per usual) with contributing reporters, columnists, commentators, correspondents, advertisers, cartoons and more sensational investigative reporting, adding jokes to the mix - syndicated by Facticious Press Ink© (F.P.I.©), published by Muleicorn Press. broihier
The Eclipse Cartoon Tabloid is published by Muleicorn Press and distributed by our resident unicorn. Members of our staff include but are not limited to multi-cultural columnists, critters, fantasy figures, mythological creatures, commentators and correspondents you won’t see elsewhere, veered toward kids of all ages.
Our product: cartoon newz tabloid, artworks and excerpts from the pages of the different Eclipse editions, available through Fine Art America.com by visiting: http://dawn-sperry.artistwebsites.com All the editions of our newspaper are available on our website: www.savetheunicorn.com.
The staff invites you to click on the images so they will know you have visited them.
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