Theistic Evolution Stinks

One day at a college a Mexican Professor who teaches a course on World Religions, gave his students his theological definition of ,Theistic Evolution.
He explained to his students that Theistic Evolution is the theory that God set in to motion the evolutionary processes that brought all things in to being.
A student asked the professor, "How did God put evolution into motion?"
The professor told the cass,"Evolution was set in motion through the Big Bang Theory.
God ate a Spicy Bean Burrito and farted, and the creation has been evolving ever since."

Written By Stephen J. Vattimo
June 28,2014